With an announcement that will be met with ‘huh?’ Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham announced to no one that he is halting his campaign to become the GOP nominee for 2016. The announcement is a huge surprise as Graham was polling at .5% nationally with Republican voters.
Graham tweeted a message of thanks to his supporters:
“Thank you to everyone who honored me with their support. (Both of you) God bless our fighting men and women & God bless America.”
But Graham is not leaving a happy girl camper. He is angry that Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are destroying his version of the Republican Party. Graham is a staunch supporter of larger national debt, Muslim immigration, reduced individual liberties, bigger government, starting wars with every country in the world, and being John McCain’s manservant.
John McCain, however, is thrilled Fredo is halting his campaign. He said to reporters:
“Lindsey is smaaaaht. He deserves respect! And he also needs to get his ass down to the dry cleaners and pick up my laundry that’s been piling up while he lived out his ridiculous fantasy of winning the nomination! And he better tell them to go easy on the @#&* starch this time!”
Graham was abrasive at times during his campaign even though he never got to the big leagues in debates. He was embarrassed that CNN would agree to let him debate the second-tier loser candidates only if he would fold up chairs and sweep up after the main debate. But he used his time in the spotlight to call Donald Trump a “jackass” and said Ben Carson “doesn’t have a clue.”
Here’s Fredo’s video announcing he is returning to manservantry:
Remember Graham voted for the $1.2 trillion spending bill that added an additional $400 billion to the deficit last week when says in the video that he wanted to retire America’s national debt.
Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham is the reason Trump and Cruz are blowing out the polls nationally. As for killing the Republican Party, Fredo has only himself and his big-government RINO loser, geriatric buddies to blame. Conservatives have tired of the Establishment’s version of the Republican Party. Again, last week’s $1.2 trillion Omnibus bill should be the final blow to kill off the big-government, big-spending, Democrat-lite Republican Party and the relics that infest the GOP.
Fredo? We hardly knew ye as a presidential contender. But what we did know is we don’t want you or your ilk anymore. And please take El Jeb with you! He knows how to fold chairs too.
See ya! Oh, the cleaners close at 7!
And, because you’re not smaaaaht, this image of you at one of Hussein’s (Sad) State of the Unions perfectly sums up why Ted Cruz is soaring in the polls and you’re painting your nails at home: