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LINDSEY GRAHAM TO RUN FOR POTUS – I CRAP YOU NEGATIVE!

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ON A GOOD DAY

ON A GOOD DAY

Fox News is reporting that Senator Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham will announce his candidacy for the Republican nomination June 1. This has to be the best news AWD has ever heard.

Graham, who reportedly put the ‘bi’ in bi-partisanship has been granted time off by John McCain for the Republican primaries. McCain has replaced Graham with Senator Jeff Flake who will now be tasked with picking up McCain’s dry cleaning, polishing his shoes and other general light duties. It has not been revealed if Graham will again return to his man-servant duties with McCain after he gets his behind spanked in the primaries. No pun intended. Well, maybe a little pun intended. OK, a lot of pun intended.

Taking orders from John McCain, Fredo Graham (“I want respect! I’m smaaaht!”) is one of the most hawkish in the Senate. He will automatically put America into any unwinnable war at any time anywhere in the world if he can sell a few missiles for his employers in the defense industry.

What is amazing is why does Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham think he has even a policeman’s chance in Baltimore in winning the nomination? Why will he submit himself to such humiliation? Is he THAT deranged? If so, it answers many questions. The question that remains unanswered is the level of retardation of South Carolina voters who reelected Fredo in 2014!

Graham better hope Jeff Flake can put an acceptable shine on McCain’s shoes or he’ll be out of the running faster than sh*t through a goose!

AWD can’t imagine anyone worse announcing their run for the Republican nomination than Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham. Maybe Harry Reid will announce his run for the Repub nomination next week!

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“Freedom of speech is a good idea but we’re in a war.” Right, Fredo. You’re smaaaaaht!

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