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LOOK FOR FRACKING TO BECOME NEW GLOBAL WARMING FOR LIBTARDS!

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OK! THEN FRACK YOU!

OK! THEN FRACK YOU!

Now that global warming has been exposed as a total hoax, libtards are now desperately in search of the next perfectly reasonable thing to protest that benefits Americans. Fracking is that thing! While only the most severe mentally libtarded idjits hold faith that global warming/climate change/Al Gore BS is anything more than eco-fantasy comprised of falsified data from falsified “scientists,” they are poised to make fracking oil production the latest global boogeyman!

“Experts” in Ohio blame the recent small earthquakes on fracking. Of course, of course! It has to be. Last year, it would have been climate change. The earthquakes were smaller than 4.0 on the Richter scale. Or roughly the ground shaking of when Rosie jumps on her trampoline. And don’t libtards know that, according to the highly advanced scientist imams in Iran, that earthquakes are caused by Muslim women wearing western clothing? What is ya, ignorant? Yes, you is! In other words, it’s nothing. But libtards have had fracking in their crosshairs for a while now. After all, it is a safe, efficient method to extract oil that was impossible to reach in years past. In other words, it makes perfect sense to rational people who would like to stop paying $3.50 for a gallon of gas while enriching savage Muslim regimes who are funding terrorism worldwide. And fracking has been taking place for many years without incident. Which, of course, makes it a perfect target for anti-American libtards and congressional Democrats. According to the Cleveland Leader:

A 4.0-magnitude quake struck Saturday afternoon in McDonald just outside of Youngstown. It was the 11th in a series of minor earthquakes in the area, many of which have struck near the injection well in Youngstown.

The brine wastewater comes from drilling operations that use this “fracking” process to extract gas from underground shale. Ohio Department of Natural Resources Director Jim Zehringer said during a news conference that fracking is not causing the seismic activity. He said:

“The seismic events are not a direct result of fracking.”

The “experts” blaming fracking on the recent earthquakes went unnamed. Were they the same experts who invented global warming? My guess it was the pitiful writer who wrote the story and wanted to blame the earthquakes on evil fracking techniques! And they wonder why newspaper circulation continues to swirl down the toilet of insignificance?

Libtards, above all, hate America. When AWD first heard of the Keystone Pipeline, I immediately knew DemonRats would oppose it. Why? Again, it’s good for America! And when was the last time a libtard ever did anything that was good for America? Take your time.

So look for lots of new “studies” and EPA regulations to stop fracking while Hussein still reigns. They will tell you fracking will cool or heat or inflate or deflate or reverse the rotation of the Earth or some other lametarded BS that can only be dreamed up and believed in the warped melons of liberals. AWD has only one thing to liberals. FRACK YOU!

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