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METROSEXUAL TOM BRADY…..DAMN, SON!

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PITIFUL, JUST PITIFUL
PITIFUL, JUST PITIFUL

AWD’s angry white brother says “those you suspect the most, usually are!” New England Patriots QB and noted Metrosexual (i.e. homosexual in a metro) Tom Brady has long been pinging ye olde gaydar five by five. His latest hairstyle and clothing isn’t doing anything to make him more popular in the locker room. Maybe in the prison showers!

This is what happens when you marry a fuzzy little foreigner who is a fashion model. Its mandatory that everyone involved in the fashion world be a homo-sexule or at least act like it. And Brady’s fuzzy little foreigner wife Gisele Bundchen (whose name in German translates to “My Husband Is A Poofter”) is leading Brady down a road best left for Clay Aiken and Boy George.

It appears Tom needs a big injection of testosterone. But looking at his photos, it appears he may have gotten several injections…the hard way! AWD suggests Brady gets back to manly practices, ditches that fuzzy little foreigner, heads down to Wal Mart and pick up some Wranglers, pop on that AWD t shirt, go pig hunting and start acting like a man. And Tom, never EVER call your clothes an outfit.

Here’s Tom carrying something no man should every consider touching:

AWD misses the days of old when NFL football was a game for men played by men. The players didn’t wear pink cleats and sport diamond earrings that cost more than the stadium they were playing in. They sacked the QB and then went after his family. Players were tough and mean. There was no “in the grasp” or “helmet to helmet” BS, half-a-sissy penalties. The stars who played the game were men like Johnny U with flat tops, hi-top black cleats, and ran a two-day 40 yard dash. Or Sonny Jurgensen who had a belly that rivals Michael “the Hutt” Moore. But man, could they play! After the game, they’d go kill a moose or roof their house in a blizzard.

Let me tell y’all one damn thing, this cat didn’t wear earrings:

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No, after a tackle Butkus would eat the running back’s spleen. AWD once met Dick Butkus when I was about 8 years old. I asked for his autograph. He broke my leg. I was honored.

I’m telling y’all one damn thing. I’m pretty sure Tom Brady has seen one up close. Of course, the NFL desperately seeks to have gay football players for some damn reason. I guess playing the game of football these days is gauche. It appears Tom Brady is pretty far down the road to poofterism with his style of dress, haircuts, and man purses.

Larry Csonka, where are you when we need you?

Watch this pathetic crap:

Tom, why not stop expelling CO2 into the atmosphere by not breathing for 60 minutes on Earth Hour? Idjit!

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26 Comments

  1. Spurwing Plover

    Interfering liberal busiebodies still trying to force the WASHINGTONM REDSKINS to change their names and the Philadelphia Eagles have signed ona a 6Ft 6 in giant of a guy

    • Alexandra

      Personally I think having “Redskins” and the like as a mascot is a compliment. You play, you want to win…and you don’t want your team to be named after wusses, right?

      Here in the Cleveland area, though, I can see where some people have an issue with Chief Wahoo, it looks like a grinning idiot. Personally, though, I have more important things to be concerned about.

  2. Yes but look at his wife…I would gladly grow my hair back( if I could) and dye it pink for a shot at her…she has the ass of a 12 year old boy..er..ahh maybe thats why Tom married her…By the way..he has not won a Superbowl since he married her

  3. Alexandra

    I see Boy George is mentioned. I liked Culture Club 30 years ago…back in the 5th grade.

    Then I read somewhere that some of those songs were more or less for his gay lover.

    He’s got a good voice IMO…too bad he’s a poofter.

  4. I always heard that there was a rumor that AWD allowed no one to touch his man purse, yet here in this article is a photo of Tom Brady carrying the Dude’s own man purse. I can only assume that Tom was holding it so the Dude could practice his moves on the Dallas Cheerleaders without getting laughed out of the stadium.

    (Sigh) It’s a sad day when such antics can be performed in public without being accompanied by an ass whoopin.

  5. It is a little suspicious when a team has a Quarterback who sobs into a tissue after every game.

    http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/91000/Tom-Brady-Gay-Football-Player–91386.jpg

  6. Angry White Boss

    Brady’s a looser. Straight up.

  7. John is a good member of the AWD family and a Patriots fan. I feel a little guilty about my pict of Brady so John just know I’m kidding. here’s a Brady fan.

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HHpzNMeaJnQ/UytXKlIutHI/AAAAAAAAOX0/_rPEsRLNaLs/s1600/Quarterback-Name-3.jpg

  8. misterbill

    Given the opportunity, I would tun out his lights for much longer time.

  9. Hate this POS. Years ago when his girlfriend was pregnant ,he flew the coop. She had her baby. This gal stars on a hit TV show. Good for her.

    • Bridgette Moynihan, the show is Blue Bloods with Tom Sellick.

    • She lied to him about “taking precautions” She “tricked” him into getting her pregnant, He didn;t want the kid in the first place but Bridget “forgot” to take her pill for a few months. And he left her BEFORE they even knew sh was pregnant. Sorry but she carries A LOT of the blame herself.

  10. Spurwing Plover

    Next on line will be Cowboys and teams with predatory names(Eagles,Hawks,Falcons,Lions,Tigers,Bears OH MY,Gorillas,etc)liberal busybodies always want to interfer with everything

  11. On-topic: Every institution that was once a source of pride for straight, white males must be–must be–brought to heel and become but one more mouthpiece for libtard propaganda. Game over for the NFL.

    Off-topic: AWD, you’ve got to start copying-and-pasting reposts into a new post instead of changing publication dates on old posts. When I saw the first comment on this was from BigTimer, I nearly fell out of my chair.

    • Red, good point. I may or may not have been sideways with a few Mezcan Martinis with the filly when we got to discussing how she hates Tom Brady.

      awd

  12. Just so everyone knows, Brady is a Republican. Maybe it was already said.
    Thanks, Keep up the good work.

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