A Muslim womern, no doubt dressed in a black garbage bag, recently complained that a sign advertising bacon in a local restaurant OFFENDED her. Being in comm-a-nist Vermont, the restaurant took down the sign. I’d have told her to cram a half pound of bacon sideways up her Muslim culo! As such, AWD is changing his name today to Angry White BACON-EATING SUMBITCH Dude.
If bacon is Kryptonite to Muslims, I’m going to start strapping it to my clothes. You’d think, as a Muslim filly, she’d be more concerned with getting her tingly parts snipped off by her Imam or being buried in a pit and eating a steady diet of rocks for a few minutes. But no, it’s the American staple of any nutritious breakfast that offends her! Nobody, NOBODY, will come between AWD and his bacon!
Well, there are two things in this world AWD doesn’t care about. And both of them are what offends savage Muslims! So here you go, Aisha! I suggest you go bobbing for bacon. Several times! And enjoy the sound of freedom in this video!