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NEW YORK TIMES TEACHES AMERICAN MALES HOW TO BE WUSSES!

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MEET THE MODERN MAN
MEET THE MODERN MAN

AWD doesn’t read newspapers anymore. Haven’t in over 10 years. Reading a paper is like going to a Code Pink protest. Nothing there will be good. And most things you’ll see will make you vomit.

Nor does AWD understand why several “conservative” blogs consistently quote New York Time’s columnists? They pour over every socialist, politically correct letter of leftist drivel that pours from the feminine fingers typing up New York Times dreck every day. To what end?

Do they expect Paul Krugman to suddenly have an epiphany that he is a moron? Or that professional black man Charles Blow (oh, the irony) won’t find racism in rain clouds for being black? There are two things in this globally warming world that AWD cares nothing about. Both are what is printed at the New York Times.

But, then again, many of the major “conservative” blogs are written by Blue Staters trapped behind the Iron Curtain of Estrogen that has destroyed them and their male counterparts and caused them to believe that every male in America is like their fellow latte-swilling girly men.

That aside, AWD saw this article bandied around the major “conservative” websites this week and wanted to share with the Dudes and Dudettes since it fits the theme AWD of the “wussification of the American male” AWD has warned of for years. You might say AWD has been the Paul Revere of manliness yelling “The estrogen is coming! The estrogen is coming!” regarding traditional American male comportment.

Here is an article written by Brian Lombardi in the New York Times. The tag line says Lombardi lives in Illinois (see?) with his wife and has three children. We must assume they are adopted. After reading his 27 Ways to Be A Modern Man, we must also assume that Lombardi has seen a big one up close a few times in his life.

AWD won’t bore you with all 27 as most are fatuous. Such as:

12. The modern man checks the status of his Irish Spring bar before jumping in for a wash. Too small, it gets swapped out.

Has the NY Times reduced modern manliness to being a stupid idiot? Putting a new bar of soap in the shower after the old one is used up? Does the same hold for taking out the garbage once it starts climbing your Martha Stewart robin-egg blue kitchen nook wall? Or putting gas in your gay little Smart Car when its empty to drive to your gay little Whole Foods and buy some gay little organically grown tampons? For yourself! Idjit!

Here we go:

1. When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesn’t have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.

Count me out as a so-called modern man. AWD has probably had more wives than the times this Lombardi guy has been laid. No man ever buys shoes for his woman. Ever. He PAYS for shoes for his woman. No woman AWD has ever known (literally and Biblically) would want their man to buy their shoes without her knowledge. As particular as women are with shoes, it’s a disaster waiting to happen. Any male who knows what woman shoe manufacturers sizes run large or small probably knows because of personal experience.

AWD bought his filly a @#^* Michael Kors purse for her birthday. She, for some reason, likes those expensive plastic sumbitches. She saw one she “loved” when AWD was buying another @#$* Michael Kors purse for my lowly assistant at work. She too loves those expensive plastic sumbitches. When the filly hinted she wanted a certain one just for…well, for no particular reason…I told her “hell no, now get back in the kitchen and bake me a pie.” A month later, for the filly’s birthday, I went back to that @#&* Michael Kors store and bought the damn expensive plastic sumbitch purse that the filly fell in “love” with the month before. She was very, very grateful. Never would AWD dare to believe he can understand a woman’s mind enough to know what @#*& Michael Kors purse she would like. Same with shoes.

The only thing AWD will buy without the filly’s knowledge is some supa-sexy Victoria’s Secret sh*t. But her wearing all that silky mess is for me, not for her. And she’s smart enough to know that. So am I.

4. The modern man doesn’t cut the fatty or charred bits off his fillet. Every bite of steak is a privilege, and it all goes down the hatch.

Something tells me the author doesn’t eat steak or he’d be much more knowledgeable about the various cuts of steak and which have a heavier fat content. He probably read something about steak in Esquire Magazine (or another of those womanly Men’s Magazines) where they teach you how to act like what they believe a man acts like. Nothing more than beta-males playing roles of what they imagine real men do. If you have to learn about being a man from a magazine, you’re doing it wrong, junior.

6. Before the modern man heads off to bed, he makes sure his spouse’s phone and his kids’ electronic devices are charging for the night.

AWD’s routine when my children were small was to make sure the doors were locked and everything was safe in the yard before checking on my young children to make sure they were sleeping well. I had put them in their pajamas, played with them, read and told bedtime stories, said prayers, and tucked them in only an hour or two before but I still loved to listen to their quiet breathing while they slept. I engraved their sweet innocent sleeping faces into my memory because I knew one day they would grow up and move out. Which they have. But I can still remember those quiet moments of heaven watching the little reasons for my being here sleep. I didn’t give a damn for charged electronics.

8. The modern man uses the proper names for things. For example, he’ll say “helicopter,” not “chopper” like some gauche simpleton.

Really? So the men who actually flew choppers in war can’t refer to them as such? The men who actually have seat time in choppers would kick his little modern man ass should he give them Rule 8 and call them a “gauche simpleton.” Again, he probably read that from some poofter who wears bow ties and polka dot socks and writes for GQ (which stand for ‘Gee..you dress like a Queer’) and thought it sounded “cute.” Those modern men. They’re like that.

10. The modern man makes sure the dishes on the rack have dried completely before putting them away.

This is a lot like changing out the old soap. This rule makes my filly, ex-wives, and children modern men.

13. The modern man listens to Wu-Tang at least once a week.

Yeah, he sure does. And moisturizes a lot.

16. The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.

“He will try to fight him off.” What? If he can’t fight him off does he run away leaving his family to fend for themselves? What happens if he breaks a nail while fighting off the intruder? My guess is this Lombardi cat and his modern “men” associates would do a lot of cowering and whimpering should someone break into their feng shui organized houses with bad intentions. I once heard someone say to never trust a man who has never been in a fight. I don’t trust this Lombardi.

17. Does the modern man have a melon baller? What do you think? How else would the cantaloupe, watermelon and honeydew he serves be so uniformly shaped?

Is this for real? This makes me think this guy is just trying to piss off anyone who has a molecule of testosterone in their bloodstream. I’m not so sure about Lombardi’s melon balls but I’m getting the feeling he’s pretty adept at handling other balls.

AWD and many other real men are great cooks. I usually prepare everything for Thanksgiving and Christmas from smashed garlic potatoes, sautéed asparagus, turkey and ham, etc. I also am pretty damn good at smoking up some pork on my smoker. Pork I have personally harvested as guns don’t scare me. Sure, I can buy store bought pork but there’s nothing better than a 5 hour smoking of a corn fed wild sow without any chemicals or steroids and who knows what else from a store-bought pig. Never has AWD ever concerned himself with a melon baller. Or other balls. That’s for the filly.

22. The modern man still ambles half-naked down his driveway each morning to scoop up a crisp newspaper.

This will get you a visit from the po po where I live at the very least. It might get you an ass whooping from your neighbor if his wife sees you ambling your little half-nekkid fairy ass down your driveway. And who reads newspapers anymore? The subject of this AWD post is all you need to know about the horrid status of the newspaper bidness.

23. The modern man has all of Michael Mann’s films on Blu-ray (or whatever the highest quality thing is at the time).

I have no idea what he’s talking about. OK, I had to look up Michael Mann movies. He’s made some very good ones. Last Of The Mohicans is one of my all time favorites. Lots of good gun movies too. I also like Heat and Collateral. I’ll give Mr Modern Man a pass on this one.

25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.

I knew it! The modern man has no use for a gun and will never own one. Well, Mr Modern Man, since you live in Chicago, there’s a fair chance your house might one night see an unwelcome intruder. So, as the protector of your family, you must agree there is more than a fair chance your intruder will be armed. What will you do? Oh, you have a baseball bat? Well, he has a Glock. You lose. But you’ll can feel superior to all us non-modern men who own guns when you take your dying breath as the result of a .40 caliber headache. You can also die watching your wife being sodomized by a gang of criminals and crying for you to help her. God only knows what horrors your children will experience before they too are killed. But hey, you had a baseball bat! And you didn’t own a gun. And you will curse yourself until you die that you were too much of a wussified half a sissy who was afraid of guns.

I crap you negative. AWD has at least 6 guns located throughout my house. Excessive? No. Texas. My friends would chide me for not having enough firepower at close hand. But, then again, we don’t worry too much should an intruder make the fatal mistake of breaking in one of our homes.

26. The modern man cries. He cries often.

We all know John Boehner is a modern man because he too cries a lot. And drinks copious amounts of alcohol to hide the fact that he is a disaster zone and a loser.

AWD has been known to cry on occasion. Cried like a baby when my children were born. Again when my Dad passed. My grandfather too. Hell, I cried last when riding my Harley in Custer State Park in South Dakota while listening to a recording of my choir (AWD is a manly baritone) sing a hymn so beautiful that I many times expected to see Jesus standing around the next curve. Looking out over God’s greatness high up in those mountains and listening to that music was a spiritual experience for me.

I’m not sure what Mr Modern Man cries about but my guess it’s about things less important than what makes me tear up. Maybe when his melon baller is broken.

Modern men like the author Lombardi aren’t real men. They are males playing roles of what they believe men should be. They truly don’t know what it means to be a real man. Men are portrayed in pop culture as stupid brutes or sissified beta-males. Men are ridiculed as being driven only by their drive to mate as often as possible. This gives beta males and feminists the opportunity to scoff at real men when they actually have no idea of who and what we are. Real men don’t act like real men. They are real men because of the way they act.

Real men are not brutes. We built and maintain the society enjoyed by those who constantly disparage us. We have won wars with 19 year olds, built industry and this country as we matured. We have raised our sons and daughters to be productive, responsible citizens with kindness, firmness, and love. We provide without depending on welfare. Real men understand that their part is greatly needed for society to function peacefully and prosperously. We tolerate the beta males like Mr Lombardi who ridicule us but sell us out so they can be deemed acceptable by leftists who have failed at every turn. But never think that we agree with their diseased image of the American male. They are the parsley on the plate of America.

America was not built by men who were greatly concerned about making perfect melon balls.

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33 Comments

  1. it can be simply stated………say it the way it really is…..and Clint Eastwood said best………….

    https://www.facebook.com/PatriotNation3/photos/a.942572605803570.1073741829.942457345815096/954677231259774/?type=3&theater

  2. great men who built America……..today the libards call them “the robber barons”……….

    these are the great men who really built this country and made it what it is today……………..

    http://sageamericanhistory.net/gildedage/images/barons.jpg

  3. Never have I seen gauche adjectifying( I just made that word up) simpleton. I call foul on this and hope Red Stater phones the ruling in from HQ in NYC. And I just watched the ex-governator of the largest state in the former USA say “get to the choppah!” at least three times in twenty minutes. Surely Ahnold isn’t gauche; I’m positive he’s right handed. So the Onion is now posing as NYT? What a crisp delight. Irish Spring is for keeping the deer out of the garden. The modern male louvas with herbal thyme, camomile, and ground pistachio shells. Maybe this beta should have used the term modern male. That is no man he describes. The modern man is laughing his hard a$$ off at this click bait article. I hope the guy has daughters( poor things) and won’t ruin or embarrass a son with this Atavan/Prozac induced pabulum.

  4. Gauche? Does that rhyme with douche?

    If my man displayed any of these ‘behaviors’, I’d hand him one of my skirts and a suitcase! Gah! If I wanted to be married to a girl, I’d gain 100lbs, butch out my hair and start suing cake makers.

    #25? I’m sure the modern man won’t mind when a real man (or woman) shows up with a weapon and saves his candy, holier-than-thou ass…

    #26… Ugh. The tampons are in aisle 7… ‘sir’…

  5. Whence I was in Uncle Sams Corps of Marines Totin around my m-16 we called Helicopters “helos”
    pronounced “heelos”. But I digress, The Mongo Cries sometimes when he thinks about Jesus, and oftentimes during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner( a normal version not the modern stupid over done crap). I love my kids and the dear wife, I check the locks at night and have an SKS, and M39 close at hand. I also sleep next to a big bolo knife with which to smite my enemies. I do not moisturize and I don’t know what a melon baller is for when you can use said bolo knife to chop the melon into nice uniform slivers.

    Mongo

  6. “25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesn’t own one, and he never will.”

    … “in the Age of Aquarius” was erroneously dropped at the end of the sentence by a bad an incompetent editor…

  7. Well, if a modern man is supposed to be a mushy, fashion-conscious crybaby with a melon-baller, then I want no part of it. I have been happily married to a real man for 25 years.

    Real men despise liberals and piss standing up.

    And in my opinion the most illustrative example of a confused manhood?
    If you need to read the New York Times for any advice whatsoever.

  8. captainmike

    Unfortunately, the chickification of men movement is everywhere. Makes me want to vomit.

    http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/24488/

    There are a lot of strong, attractive, intelligent, young women out there (my daughter is one of them) who are having trouble finding a mate because very few measure up to their concept of what a real man should be. These young guys don’t know how to change a tire, use a chain saw, back up a boat, clean a fish, fix or build anything; much less field strip an AR. It is troubling to me just how helpless this newer generation of young men have become. Sad.

  9. Spurwing Plover

    The modern Man is a total vegan,the modern man rights a bicycle,the modern man wears pink,the modern man sit lotus style around a tree going OOOOOOOMMMMMM OOOOOOOMMMMM OOOOOMMMMM The modern man gets all their information from the NYT’s and the Modern Man wears a SAVE THE BUTTERFLIES T-Shirt

  10. SalsaChupacabra

    These days the only “manly” youth are NAM’s raised by street culture who unfortunately have plenty of testosterone but no sense of personal responsibility or ability to commit to raising a family. The white and asian boys are all effeminate losers who wear eye shadow and lip gloss. If they’re not pansy little emo-boys they’re so whipped by their helicopter mommies that they wouldn’t know what to do with a girl if they met one willing to give them the time of day.

  11. Melon balls…the only balls the “modern man” is allowed to have, it seems!

    I for one am fed up with this “gender fluidity” nonsense. There’s been this push for androgyny for quite some time.

  12. Gol-ly, Mr. Dude…..

    Can’t you just join the party???…..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=20&v=9G4jnaznUoQ

  13. Please note the NYT quotes “Spouse” and not “Wife”, showing they are very cowardly towards the sensitive Rainbow Cult.

    Modern man is an androgynous weak willed weakling, incapable fighting back and prone to submitting. Liberal America fears the male culture, they hate it, so much to the fact they blame it for everything under the sun but this is really a smoke screen and hides the sinister truth. Liberal America hates the male culture because it fights back and fights back hard! They cannot force the Retro-Male into becoming the so called Modern Male, so they take it out on the youth with mind related torture tactics themed “Programing.” Keep the male culture passive and weak and you can control everything people can due and thus establish a hive mind collective, a pseudo utopia in other words.

    Only place I fear you would find any retro male culture today and that’s Russia. Heck, it’s humiliating when Russian males come over here on tourist related R&R and joke American men are almost sexy enough to kiss and cannot tell the difference between an American man or woman. Even more humiliating is when a little fight breaks out between the two, American man collapse into a fetal position, cries and gets his ribs kicked in harder and harder by the Russian whose demanding the so called “Modern Man” to man up and fight back. If Modern Man had any stones, he’d punch the Ruski right in the face and the both of them would round of vodkas later on, curtesy of his new Russian friend. Self respect, respect yourself and others will respect you later on. It’s nature to abuse and scorn the weak, always has been. Liberal America embraces weakness as a strength and it’s downright demoralizing, also mortifying.

    “Welcome to America, feel free to piss on us, we’ll thank you and provide the reason to justify it.” – Liberal America

    • Note also that this is an attack by the NYT liberals on WHITE males, not black males. It’s ok for a black man to be/act masculine, but white males are to be discouraged from embracing any form of masculinity.

      • Another sinister truth, blacks are in accordance to liberal media, not people let alone humans. Have you noticed that blacks are addressed in the same ton of voice as wildlife?

        I mean, it’s okey when the addressed species is killing each other off, its just nature in the works. But if a white person is involved in anyway, then it’s treated in the same light as herd culling and or poaching, except with the name “Racism.”

        If a black kills a white, then it’s treated the same way as per-say, a vicious animal attack and or defending territory.

        Very curious don’t you think? 😛

  14. Spurwing Plover

    The two fingers held up to make V dosnt mean Peace you stupid potheaded hippy retard it means Victory

  15. WestCoastDude

    ” He PAYS for shoes for his woman”….. common AWD, make the woman pay for her own stuff.

    As I always say, women do not deserve special treatment just for being a woman. If I were married I’d make the woman pay for her own shoes. It’s called equality.

  16. WestCoastDude

    It seems like the trend nowadays is that young men are concerned with being like the men of “old”. That’s why you see all these stupid hipster-liberal types dressing up as 1970’s mountain men – and growing out their beards; because “that’s what real men used to do”. It’s like they all get in a group and discuss it over some stupid libtardid hipster magazine discussing what a real man is.

  17. WestCoastDude

    Another dumb thing this NYT article states: “The modern man buys fresh flowers more to surprise his wife than to say he is sorry.”

    How about the man just says he’s sorry – without the flowers, and we don’t have to do all that chivalrous BS.

  18. Mushroom Bruise

    You are a sausage man if you think Last of the Mohicans is one of the best movies ever made. You are a straight up pillow biter. Quit trying to tell us men what real men are. I broke my back blasting sluts before 30. A real man has hear no really mean yes too many times to count. Real men have women who 15 years married with 3 kids hitting him up after a 15 year absence saying she can buy a flight to get that first class deep dickins. Real men lay pipe and dont cuddle and shit unless its to pop that boner in from the side. That is just the way it is. A real man’s wife is fine with said real man having a mistress or two because real man’s wife just wants the other women to know what they cant have. – real man
    PS never give 2 shits about sissy shit, women find that a turn off, women like it when men dont cry. This is the truth. If you cry to a woman, that bitch will cheat on you, I have seen it happen to too many NY times type men. Pro sports aren’t masculine, rooting for your alma mater is one thing but watching grown men getting paid for a kids game while being bribed to shave points, well its really gay..

  19. Mushroom Bruise

    Aint nothing but steers and queers from Texas son

  20. Spurwing Plover

    Just like that dumb TV comercial for Yogert a few years ago while the whole family is sitting down to a meat and potatoes meal their dumb pussiepants son eats yogert in the backyard steps

  21. WestCoastDude

    Here’s another gay little article “teaching” men how to be “lumbersexual”……..er um, I mean masculine.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/introducing-the-hot-new-trend-among-men-lumbersexual#.rlo2QyZnE

  22. Funny.

    I think Lombardi is a product of public schools, broken homes, without any exposure to what real men are like. Likely has lived a lifetime of hearing how evil men can be.

    Yes, real men cry, over really major stuff. Births, deaths, and the bigger picture.

  23. Any man who prefers mean girls over nice girls is a spineless wimp who’s afraid to find REAL love. I love men but it gets on my last nerve when you prefer ruthless, low class, amoral mean girls over nice ones. Mean girls have NOTHING to offer you so why would settle for THAT? And you always end up regretting it later but are too prideful to admit you were wrong. Please know you deserve SO MUCH better than the dung hill you’ve been settling for.

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