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NORTH KOLEAN LOCKET BRAST OFF – OPEN POST

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KIM REARRY RIKE JERRY DO-NUT!

Attention, Amelicans! This is Kim Jong Un! Plesident of North Kolea! Tonight, North Kolea brast off big locket! Big brast! Rots of smoke! Show North Kolea supeliority in lockets! Rearry! I clap you negative!

Rying capitarists say locket bleak up in fright! Ra ra ra ra! Kim Jong Un have to raugh! North Korlean locket scientist know if locket bleak apart….no lice for locket scientist!

So send rots of food to North Kolea to make peace, Amelica! Especiarry jerry do-nuts! Rots and rots of jerry do-nuts! Kim rike jerry do-nuts. Especiarry flom Klispy Kleme! Kim Jong Un call on Balack Obama to make peace with North Kolea before too rate!

The ledneck, lacist, inbled, tlailer park tlash Angly White Dude give Kim Jong Un total contlol over brog tonight. He say he is rate on having Open Post. Now is your chance to tell Kim Jong Un how big and impressive his locket is! Kim’s locket have a rearry, rearry big brast off…ra ra ra ra! Or you can discuss Ann Lomney, whose husband is to be next Lepublican candidate. Plobably the next plesident. Or you may choose topic of your choice.

Angly White Dude give Kim Jong Un light to choose Music That Doesn’t Suck tonight. I rearry, rearry rike 80s lock and loll! Rike way dance! Especiarry rike music about North Kolea or other chingy-chongy praces! So here is Turning Japanese (I rearry hate Japanese!)

Next up is China Girl by David Bowie. Kim rearry, rearry rike China! Send Kim lice!

And all time favolite, here is the Frank Chickens! Sing “We Are Ninjas, Not Geisha.” Kim berieve they not ninja because Kim can see them. Rearry, rearry hot firries!

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19 Comments

  1. F***ing hilarious! One of your best. Keep kicking it AWD.

  2. NOW is defending Rosen and calling Ann Romney unimaginative because she doesn’t know what real families are going through on the ED Show with Maxine Waters this is getting good. Please keep doubling down on stupid Dems. Oh and Alec Baldwin is a douchebag.

  3. Well AWD you go and post music videos like that…

    Then I go and post one like this…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6y37heHAsTs

    The hate and explosive stomach cramps never stop 🙂

  4. KimJongUn1

    Ah so!

  5. Thanks for starting my day off right! HA!

  6. Death to Libtards

    Contrary to popular opinion, the North Koreans were not trying to remake “Team America: World Police” with this abortion, ur uh I mean scientific research. The Obama administration reacted with typical swift and sure action. Paid liar Jay Carney stood on the world stage, shook his fist and cried, “Curse you, Red Baron!!!”

  7. Vicio Malo

    Jay Carney…what a joke. My guess is eric holder and obama keep Jay Carney around for his “boyish charms”. In his autobiography, “My Time in the Not So White House”, he describes himself as obummer’s personal butt plug. And further explains how obummers ears got pulled out of socket…Can anyone one in their right mind explain how a president would pick such a dildo for their spokesman???

  8. Great post AWD…..great way to start my day!

    I offer this:

    20 Only In America Ironies

    John Hawkins

    1) Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event.

    2) Only in America could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when we have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black.

    3) Only in America could we have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

    4) Only in America will you find people who burn the American flag and call America an “imperialist nation,” but who get offended if you say they’re not patriotic.

    5) Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

    6) Only in America could someone drinking a $5 latte and texting to his friends on an iPhone 4 complain that the government allows some people to make too much money.

    7) Only in America would people take rappers who brag about shooting people and selling drugs seriously when they complain the police are targeting them unfairly.

    8) Only in America would we make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just become American citizens.

    9) Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be thought of as “extremists.”

    10) Only in America could the most vicious foes of successful conservative women be self-proclaimed feminists and the National Organization for Women.

    11) Only in America could you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

    12) Only in America can we have terrorists fly planes into our buildings and have some people’s first thought be “what did we do to make them hate us?”

    13) Only in America would we think teaching kids at college is an appropriate job for communists, terrorists, and other dregs of humanity.

    14) Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether the oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when for every penny of profit the oil companies make, the government tacks on roughly 24 cents’ worth of taxes.

    15) Only in America could the first people asked to weigh in on the seriousness of a racial incident by the media be professional race hustlers like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Ben Jealous. In other words, it’s like calling in a car dealer as a neutral source on whether or not you need to get a new car.

    16) Only in America does airport security put its hands on your underwear….while you’re wearing it.

    17) Only in America could the government force a skating rink to have handicapped parking spots and Braille on the ATM machines.

    18) Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation ever has before in all of recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more that it has per year, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.

    19) Only in America could the rich people who pay 86% of all income taxes be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.

    20) Only in America could the people who approve of slaughtering 25 million females babies via abortion accuse OTHER PEOPLE of waging a “war on women.”

  9. North Korea: “gubment” run everything.

    The perfect Obama paradise………

    Reelect Obama for another 4 years and we can have “North Korea” in Amerika!

  10. Make no mistake: North Korea is the iconic epitome of everything the Left wants to bring forth in “what’s left of Amerika.” North Korea is the end result and the showcase for all the world to see.

    Obama is showing every major indicator of a dictator in waiting and red flags abound at every turn. (“If I had a son, he would look like Trayvon”)

    Michael Savage – Barack Obama Threatens Supreme Court Over Healthcare Law!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHa6CoQVk6k&list=UUGQ29J4BOwYWcQWMx_lMiWw&index=3&feature=plcp

    Impeach Obama 2012! Join The National Campaign!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b76mBlnm86w

  11. Swamp Music

    Great new look on the home page, with all the text at the top, and overlapping text, looks great. Say hi to Bigtimer for me.

  12. Swamp Music

    I haven’t switched teams, I just quit playing the game. Nobody has a solution, nobody.

  13. Stacy Berrnard Slay

    addProofreader LOL

  14. Swamp Music

    The worst is yet to come…

  15. Maybe we could talk the Japanese into sending “Godzeera” over to N. Korea- talk about a weapon of mass destruction.

  16. Here’s one of many that were lost on this OP since the switch with server.

    http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/12/pro-marriage-group-thinks-irs-employee-leaked-mitt-romneys-donor-info-to-human-rights-campaign/

    I don’t think this is going away anytime soon. – Even after the election.

  17. Swamp Music

    I dream of anarchy and chaos.

    In your dreams you can’t run fast.

  18. Louisiana Steve

    Our sources in the swamp tell us that the failed rocket test was actually part of a huge fireworks display for the 100 year anniversary celebration of their founder’s birth.

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