Somebody needs to tell El Jeb that Spanish isn’t the language Republican primary voters speak. As much as the wussypants Republican Elite like to kiss the culos of Hispanics, Hispanics will VOTE DEMOCRAT! But y’all keep pissing off your base, Fredos! You’re so smaht!
Here’s El Jeb’s latest campaign ad.
So El Jeb’s wife speaks bad Ingles and El Jeb speaks bad Spanish? Brilliant! The only thing missing was them munching on a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell.
Either the fix is in for El Jeb to win the primary or I just can’t imagine anyone being this estupido. His poll numbers suck el grande uno and are falling faster than Bill Clinton’s pants at a intern kegger. El Jeb keeps flipping off the conservative Republican base by speaking in Spanish and defending illegals. I just don’t get it!
Or maybe it’s just that he speaks Spanish and likes to show off. Que cosa! Well, AWD speaks much better Spanish than El Jeb and without the stupid Gringo accent! But I don’t go around speaking and writing in Spanish (unless I’m flirting (coqueteando) a little Latin filly!) to let everyone know I’m bilingual. Actually, trilingual if you count Pig Latin.
I’m telling you. There’s some trippy sh*t going on around the GOP campfire. They’re stupid and all but are they really THAT stupid to continually piss off the conservative base? Immigration is a HUGE issue and the main reason Trump is surging in the polls. So what does the Republican Establishment boy do? Speak Spanish all the time! Trippy sh*t, I’m telling you!
Hell, screw El Jeb! Let him speak Spanish. Let him speak French with Lurch and drag James Taylor along. Let him renounce his citizenship and run for the President of Me-hee-co. Let him then try to swim the Rio Grande and get arrested for illegal immigration by President Trump! I can dream, can’t I? The Republicans certainly do. By believing Hispanics will EVER vote for them!
So El Jeb? Callate la jeta y no joda! (I won’t translate but it’s not a compliment)