In the United States of Gayness, it’s impossible to do anything without something gay popping up. Wait, that didn’t sound right. Hell, you can’t even go Krogering in peace without having some gay something or other staring you in the face! Wait! That didn’t sound right, either. Why companies consistently pander to the homosexual 3% of Americans, I’ll never know. But they do. They’re stupid like that.
Latest in the gay madness is Doritos. Doritos will now come in rainbow colored tortilla chips for the gay tortilla eating crowd in America. Whodathunk that so many poofters would love them some Doritos?
Doritos will share proceeds with It Gets Better, a foundation formed by asshole homosexual Dan Savage. Here are some of Savage’s past comments:
[Savage] followed up that charming spectacle by stating he wanted to “f*** the s*** out of Rick Santorum.” He said that Republican gays were “f*ggots” who “grab their ankles, right on cue.” He tried to slander Saddleback Church Pastor Rick Warren by Google bombing a self-coined term, “saddlebacking,” meaning “the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.” He said in 2006 that Green Party Senate candidate Carl Romanelli “should be dragged behind a pickup truck until there’s nothing left but the rope.” He said in 2011, “I wish the Republicans were all f***ing dead.”
Well, you have to give Doritos credit. It’s not often that a company will offend 97% of their customers to appease a measly 3%.
AWD would have thought some sausage company would have saddled up with Dan Savage, who desperately wants a Republican to suck his d*ck. When there are gazillions of Democrats…..
Incidentally, Doritos is owned by Fritos (the Frito Bandido is a poofter???) which is owned by Pepsi.
Will Doritos come out with a special package for us breeders? I really am at a loss why America is bending over for a minuscule part of the population. Apparently, it’s hip to be queer. I’ll just not be hip.