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RAINBOW COLORED DORITOS? THAT’S SO GAY!

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In the United States of Gayness, it’s impossible to do anything without something gay popping up. Wait, that didn’t sound right. Hell, you can’t even go Krogering in peace without having some gay something or other staring you in the face! Wait! That didn’t sound right, either. Why companies consistently pander to the homosexual 3% of Americans, I’ll never know. But they do. They’re stupid like that.

Latest in the gay madness is Doritos. Doritos will now come in rainbow colored tortilla chips for the gay tortilla eating crowd in America. Whodathunk that so many poofters would love them some Doritos?

Doritos will share proceeds with It Gets Better, a foundation formed by asshole homosexual Dan Savage. Here are some of Savage’s past comments:

[Savage] followed up that charming spectacle by stating he wanted to “f*** the s*** out of Rick Santorum.” He said that Republican gays were “f*ggots” who “grab their ankles, right on cue.” He tried to slander Saddleback Church Pastor Rick Warren by Google bombing a self-coined term, “saddlebacking,” meaning “the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.” He said in 2006 that Green Party Senate candidate Carl Romanelli “should be dragged behind a pickup truck until there’s nothing left but the rope.” He said in 2011, “I wish the Republicans were all f***ing dead.”

Well, you have to give Doritos credit. It’s not often that a company will offend 97% of their customers to appease a measly 3%.

AWD would have thought some sausage company would have saddled up with Dan Savage, who desperately wants a Republican to suck his d*ck. When there are gazillions of Democrats…..

Incidentally, Doritos is owned by Fritos (the Frito Bandido is a poofter???) which is owned by Pepsi.

Will Doritos come out with a special package for us breeders? I really am at a loss why America is bending over for a minuscule part of the population. Apparently, it’s hip to be queer. I’ll just not be hip.

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25 Comments

  1. Pure horseshit!
    Next will be cars made and painted for queers.
    Abominated queers, all of them.

  2. If you think corporations are conservative because they are capitalists,….think again. Corporations are liberal. They are the epitome of liberalism. Look at the companies on television that are falling all over themselves to push black and white dating and even homosexual couples in their commercials. You can bet that crap is coming from Obama. Corporations would sell your complete state to the Chinese if they could for copious amounts of money. They don’t care. We both know that corporations could get together and close this country down if they wanted. They could get this nation back to the constitution by sheer economic force if they wished. They don’t “wish”. Rainbow Doritos are no surprise if the Pepsi corporation can squeeze some extra money from the gays for this trick. However…they seem not to be worried about a conservative backlash. Well….I for one will never buy another bag of Doritos,..never. Most regular people should do the same.

    • The most popular flavors of Doritos are Nacho and Ranch, which come in respective red and blue bags. The Battle Flag of Northern Virginia is predominantly Red and Blue.

      Might this be an opportunity for a little artistic civil disobedience involving Doritos display racks?

    • Billy Two Knives

      I stopped buying anything Pepsico when they threw threw their support to the flap eared Commie foreigner.

  3. Gay…….?

    Ummm………

    Homosexual.

  4. Spurwing Plover

    PC balderdash doing all they can to appease the Rainbow freakos. I miss the Frito Bandito

  5. Great. And next, they can come out with Hajj Doritos… Little black squares?

  6. Of all the jaw dropping, politically correct, ya-gotta-be-kiddin’-me “news” items, this one takes today’s prize. Will they make cross shaped Doritos in support of their fundamentalist Christian customers? I’d like to eat my food without a political agenda please. What’s next, Tony the Tiger has had a male life partner all these years? Or maybe we are going to find out that Captain Crunch is actually coming out as a transsexual????

    How about CAMOUFLAGE Doritos for our wounded, maimed, broken VETERANS, who fought so ALL AMERICANS can live SAFE and FREE?

  7. I have heard that two new products geared toward gays will hit the markets soon..
    One is a Veggie mix called Toss your Salad!…and for the Holidays a sweet treat called Pack your Fudge!..

    jigg

  8. I know this much…….they can stick their Doritos up their ass……eat a homosexual Dorito….you have got to be kidding me…..I won’t even touch the bag let alone eat one of those god damn homosexual colored doojiggers……………

    as a matter of fact the company that makes these offensive doojiggers can go to hell for all I care……I won’t come near their products……I sure as hell don’t want any of their homo-ness to rub off on me…….damn bastards…………

    and that Dan Savage….what a piece of shit this homo is………he so happy to be a homo…..what a crock……..he’s a filthy dirty homosexual………

    the only question I want answered by that filthy peice-of-shit is………”Do you swallow”……..

    well, hope you choke on it………………

    • A Proud Infidel®™

      Moonbats like Savage and his ilk demand “tolerance” of them and their crap, but what about them accommodating us and our beliefs? Yeah, I thought so, further proof that liberalism is a mental disorder!

  9. ………President Shitstain to nominate a homosexual fagot as “Sect. of the Army”…………….

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/09/18/obama-to-nominate-first-openly-gay-man-as-secretary-of-the-army/

    so he can further denigrate and degrade the armed forces and make them look like fools………….

  10. …………Rand Paul staffer………sissy piece-of-shit…………..claims he was assaulted………..

    …………………wait till you see this punch…….my baby sister punches harder than this………

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/234639-rand-paul-staffer-with-history-of-making-exaggerated-claims-of-being-assaulted-gets-assaulted-barely/

  11. University says there is no such thing as “gaydar”…………………………

    I say they’re full of sh*t………I know when some homosexual creep is eye-ing my ass and licking his lips…………..I know……I can feel it when a fag is standing behind me and is drooling all over himself…….homo’s simply can’t help themselves, they send off these signals that we straights pick up on easily……..we sense their excitement…..it’s unmistakable……when that happens then we have to go into our fight mode and let the fagot know he’s in for an ass whooping…………
    I say gaydar is very real and the University dipshits who conducted this so called study need to get hand out of their pants………………

    homo’s smell of faggotism……….

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/234632-university-of-wisconsin-conducts-study-on-gaydar/

  12. Tastes great… Less filling. Let’s face it guys, what’s better than a salty treat after licking a stranger’s loaf packer. Plus they’re gluten free and don’t contribute to GCC. Let your partner know you care and slip our handy fun?-sized bag under his pillow. Instead of biting your heart shaped pillow he can bite down on our delicious treats. And only five calories per chip. Why that is less calories than…well you know?. Straight people also love our tasty treats, but who gives a sh!t about straight people. After all we’re the fun people at free-to-lay! Watch for our fall pumpkin packing seasonal delights, cumming soon to a store near you!

  13. Honestly, I strongly believe this hyper homosexuality hype is nothing more then a fad period for now.

    1950s it was the Greasers with their greased hair and switchblades.

    1960s it was the Hippies with their “Give Peace a Chance.”

    1970s it was the Disco freaks and their flashing lights music and platform shoes.

    1980s it was the Hair Metal and Punk rebellion with their “I want to be Anarchy!”

    1990s it was the Grungers with their “My life sucks and so I’m going to sit around and whine about it till someone notices me!”

    2000s was the Melienum Nuts and their doomsday nonsense.

    Moving on, moving on, moving on ahead to 2015 and we have the Gay is Good craze which is an evolution of the 2005s Metrosexuals.

    Suffice to say it’s going to burn itself out like a wildfire and only thing left is harmless embers struggling to hold on.

    Something else will come around and take over. Even now signs of people becoming jaded over this gay thing is evident. I believe it will pass, just need to endure and move on, like we have always done and become stronger.

  14. …………………………………………….the real democrat plan……………

    https://www.facebook.com/PatriotNation3/photos/a.942494279144736.1073741828.942457345815096/948332935227537/?type=1&theater

  15. Psalm 12

    1 Help Lord, for there is not a godly man left: for the faithful are failed from among the children of men.
    2 They speak deceitfully every one with his neighbor, flattering with their lips, and speak with a double heart.
    3 The Lord cut off all flattering lips, and the tongue that speaketh proud things:
    4 Which have said, With our tongue will we prevail; our lips are our own; who is Lord over us?
    5 Now for the oppression of the needy, and for the sighs of the poor, I will up, saith the Lord, and will set at liberty him, whom the wicked hath [snared].
    6 The words of the Lord are pure words, as the silver, tried in a furnace of earth, fined sevenfold.
    7 Thou wilt keep them, O Lord; thou wilt preserve him from this generation forever.
    8 The wicked walk on every side; when they are exalted, it is a shame for the sons of men

    This is Psalm 12 and while reading this I was struck by the 8th verse. The wicked( homosexuals, abortionist, Thieving socialists, lying muslims etc. are exalted and the godly are mocked and shamed it is a shame to America that these people are exalted. These are sad days.

    Mongo

  16. When you’re scooping guac from a butt bowl at a poofter party, ordinary chips just won’t do.

    Surely they’re a great ice breaker too: serving tossed salad might not be loud and proud enough, and bobbing for Baby Ruth’s might be over the top… but break out that bag of Rainbows, baby and you’ll be biting that pillow before the fat lady sings. Brought to you by, Pepsi and GiBLeTS.org.

  17. Ugh…… so are these chips shit flavored so the sodomites will like them?

    Only a culture as evil as ours would celebrate perversion and call it normal… we are circling the proverbial drain

  18. My wayward husband works at Frito-Lay and I worked there like 10 years ago. Wonder what he thinks about it? Likely disgusted.

    • I’m crushing/squeezing every bag of faggot chips I see on the shelf…. wont be able to dip shit with pieces that they find in the bag when I am done.

      Boycott Frito Lay

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