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REPORT: PHYSICALLY WEAK MALES TEND TO BE LIBERALS AND MSNBC HOSTS

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GUESS WHICH!

A new Englishter report shows that weak, little, pencil-necked, half-a-sissy, girly-men males tend to be liberals while physically strong males are conservative. To which AWD responds, “well, where’d ya park your squad car, Dick Trickle?” I wonder how many taxpayer millions were pissed away on a bunch of turtle-neck wearin’, little gay beard wearin’, big thick goofy homo glasses sportin’, lavendar-scented bubble-bath takin’, no gun ownin’ libtards in academia to come up with what everyone already knows?

According to the Daily Mail Newspaper (Englishters):

The principal investigators – psychological scientists Michael Bang Petersen, of Aarhus University in Denmark, and Daniel Sznycer, of the University of California in the U.S., believe that the link may reflect psychological traits that evolved in response to our early ancestral environments and continue to influence behaviour today.

Professor Petersen said: ‘While many think of politics as a modern phenomenon, it has – in a sense – always been with our species.’

In the days of our early ancestors, decisions about the distribution of resources were not made in courthouses or legislative offices, but through shows of strength.

For all y’all non-scientifically minded goat ropers, let Dr Big Sexy lay it out what those fuzzy little foreigners in Englandistan are saying. Society has always depended on big, strong males to keep them safe, to go out and kill the beasts for food, build the cities, etc. The women of both genders were dependent on strong, alpha males for their sustenance. An alpha male is a male like AWD for all of y’all who don’t know what an alpha male is. In other words, an alpha male is big, strong, smart and supa-sexy to the fillies, baybah. Oh, and also has a big unit.

Millions of years before the dawn of time, liberal beta-males sat back in caves knitting animal skins into g-strings and early models of what is currently known as Speedo swimsuits. Most of these beta males (commonly known in the parlance of our time as girly men and poofters) throughout the ages settled in France where they studied fashion, decorating, and surrendering to their enemies. France is where homosexuality was invented although it was perfected in liberal areas of America like California and Nueva Jork. Don’t look for too many conservative males over in France, California and New York.

Today’s liberal beta males find themselves busy spreading propaganda for the Democrat Party at MSNBC and other worthless enterprises. Throughout the ages, girly men have not changed. They are dependent on strong, conservative males for their existence. Supreme girly man Barack Obama calls it “spreading the wealth around.” What that means is taking the wealth and materials from alpha male producers and giving it to mooching losers. Many beta males have become modern-day politicians where they have created laws designed to take from the alpha male producers and give to the half-a-sissy beta males. In return, liberal beta males give their undying support in votes, liberal propaganda, and other worthless pursuits.

Those who put together this report are rather stupid. They are reporting what is painfully obvious. It’s like studying why Rosie O’Donnell is a lebanese. Everyone knows it’s because she’s a big, ugly bufforilla and no alpha male is interested in her. So she had to turn to other lebanese bufforillas because beta males are only interested in alpha males and other beta males.

Here’s a study AWD just came up with that I’ll lay out for y’all for free. Unless you want to buy a AWD t shirt or join the exclusive AWD membership club, ya cheap bastids! Ask a normal, heterosexual, curvy babe which male she would prefer. Subject #1 or Subject #2.

PITIFUL SUBJECT #1

SUPA-STUD SUBJECT #2

AWD guaran-damn-tees if the womern is not a lebanese, she will get all twitchy in her tingly parts over Subject #2. Hey, libtards, don’t blame AWD. It’s science, man.

Further scientific data reveals if the womern is a more rustic type (trailer parks, likes Trans AMs, rasslin’, etc) she will bypass Subjects #1 and #2 and go straignt to Subject #3:

SUBJECT #3, BAYBAH

Parents wanting to raise an alpha male who will actually contribute to society and not be a “sensitive guy” type should take Dr AWD’s advice on child raising:

  • Send your male kid to military school
  • Start gun training early in his life.  As early as one month is recommended
  • Tell him to never refer to his clothing as an “outfit”
  • He should know ERA stands for Earned Run Average
  • Raise him in the South and teach your child from an early age to hate libtarded yankees
  • Teach him the difference between a clip and a magazine.  Failure to do so will guarantee him a lifetime of biting pillows in Greenwich Village with fellow sensitive guy libs
  • Let him play football or baseball and not soccer for God’s sake!  If he plays baseball, teach him to knock down line drives with his chest and not his glove.  The other team will immediately forfeit the game.
  • Teach him to look for beta males drinking Perrier in bars and kick them in the shins
  • Teach him under no circumstances to take a bubble bath…unless the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are in the tub.  And only then!

If you follow Dr AWD’s child rearing steps, you stand a good chance of having a son who will become a conservative.  And what parent wants their children to grow up liberal?  Imagine your shame if your son ends up as a wussypants commentator on MSNBC!

Like AWD’s little filly says, “Better to have a slut daughter than a liberal son.”  Truer words, my friends!

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