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REPUBLICANS: WE ARE OUTRAGED BY THE HILLARY FBI DECISION AND COMMIT TO DO NOTHING IMMEDIATELY!

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TREY GOWDY - FALSE OUTRAGE WITH A BAD HAIRCUT

TREY GOWDY – FALSE OUTRAGE WITH A BAD HAIRCUT

Congressional Republicans are predictably outraged by FBI Commissioner Comey’s decision to not seek indictment for Hillary Clinton despite her generations of crimes, graft and corruption. Comey announced that Hillary’s crimes with sensitive, top-secret emails while Secretary of State do not warrant charges because she did not “intend” to f*** up everything while getting Americans killed, exposing secret information to enemy nations while raking in millions for the Clinton Foundation. Totally predictable.

South Carolina Representative and Chairman on the Select Committee on the Events Surrounding the 2012 Terrorist Attack in Benghazi Trey Gowdy said:

“What we saw yesterday is a gross miscarriage of justice in America! Our legal system is in grave peril when privileged politicians are not held to the same standard as average citizens. I commit to hold a lot of Congressional hearings where I will state my outrage in front of the cameras. I will expose the malfeasance of both FBI Commissioner Comey, Attorney General Loretta Lynch, President Barack Obama, and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and then do nothing! Sure! Nobody is going to jail or will lose their jobs but it sure does look good to the stupid people back in South Carolina who will continue to vote to return me to this cushy position in the House until I die.

Just as I showed my outrage with Lois Lerner and IRS Commissioner John Koskinen when they lied about illegally targeting lawful Tea Party groups and members, I promise to show the same outrage with former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. As long as the cameras are rolling. Of course, nothing will happen but it sure plays well to the stupid people back in my district!”

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan said in a press conference:

“The rule of law in America has been shattered. America was founded on the principle that no one was above the law. We are all equal. But recently we’ve seen where some privileged individuals can do whatever they want without being held to account. These people are the true enemies to the Constitution and America. I’m talking, of course, about Donald Trump.”

Senate Leader Mitch McConnell also expressed his outrage over the Hillary Clinton decision:

“This is not who we are as Americans! Nobody is above the law. Including Hillary. But I still prefer Hillary as President because we Republicans can continue business as usual and raise a lot of money off of stupid Republicans who still believe there is a difference between Democrats and Republicans in Washington.

I’m sorry to cut this press conference short but I have to pick up Harry Reid’s dry cleaning.”

Congressional Republicans promise to stomp, snort, and express their rage over the FBI’s decision to not recommend indicting Hillary Clinton, while the cameras are rolling. However, they have made their first commitment to destroy the very danger to their political existence, Donald Trump. The guy just won’t play ball!

One thing is certain. The Republican Party will do absolutely nothing to hold Hillary, Comey, Lynch, and Obama to account. But they will certainly make a lot of noise while doing so. As long as the cameras are rolling. After all, they’re only Republicans. Which means they’re Democrats. Which means they are corrupt as sh*t.

You say you want a revolution?

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