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Rip Van Whitey, Part 2

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Rip Van Whitey
Rip Van Whitey

Poor Rip was at last reduced almost to despair; and his only alternative, to escape from the danger of the “vibrant”, Federally-imposed “diversity” of his once-charming town, and the clamor of his feminazi wife, was to take a gun knife slingshot in hand and stroll away into the woods.

In a long ramble of the kind on a fine autumnal day, Rip had unconsciously scrambled to one of the highest parts of the Catskill mountains. He was after his sole solace of porn hunting, and the still solitudes had echoed and re-echoed with his cussing as he tried to find cell service with which to pull up hornyhousewiveswholovebbc.com. Panting and fatigued, he threw himself, late in the afternoon, on a grassy knoll, covered with mountain herbage, that crowned the brow of a precipice. From an opening between the trees he could overlook all the lower country for many a mile of decaying suburban sprawl. He saw at a distance the polluted Hudson, far, far, below him, moving on its silent but polychlorinated biphenyl-poisoned course, with the rainbow reflection of oil slicks, or the sail of a lagging bark, here and there sleeping on its glassy bosom, and at last losing itself in the smog-enveloped highlands.

On the other side he looked down into a deep mountain glen, wild, lonely, and shagged, the bottom filled with fragments from the impending cliffs, and scarcely lighted by the reflected rays of the setting sun. For some time Rip lay musing on this scene; evening was gradually advancing; the mountains began to throw their long blue shadows over the valleys; he saw that it would be dark long before he could reach the village, and he heaved a heavy sigh when he thought of encountering the terrors of Diversity at Dark—and, should he survive that, the bottomless vitriol of Dame Van Whitey.

As he was about to descend, he heard a voice from a distance, hallooing, “Rip Van Whitey! Rip Van Whitey!” He looked around, but could see nothing but a buzzard circling overhead. He thought his fancy must have deceived him, and turned again to descend, when he heard the same cry ring through the still evening air: “Rip Van Whitey! Rip Van Whitey!”

Rip felt a vague apprehension stealing over him; he looked anxiously in the same direction, and perceived a strange figure slowly toiling up the rocks, and bending under the weight of something he carried on his back. He was surprised to see any human being in this lonely and unfrequented place, but supposing it to be some one of the neighborhood in need of his assistance, he hastened down to yield it.

To be continued…

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13 Comments

  1. David in SC

    This is getting good,,,,
    Will he meet another person yearning for freedom?
    Or, will the powers of destruction have climbed to his solitary retreat to infringe themselves into his last domain?

    Stay tuned, same whitey channel, same whitey time,,,,

    Sorry, Batman marathon yesterday….

  2. I love the touch of him getting off to disgusting interracial crap. At some point he should just accept his fate but grabbing a beer and watching the game….which is the apparent opium of the masses for half the people who should give a damn here in America. Good job Red, maybe one day the minorities, should electricity and the internet still exist when they rule the world and whites no longer exist because of hornyhousewiveswholovebbc, a historian shall see your works and show the world how once a race of advanced people existed but then mysteriously gave away their existence in exchange for nothing.

    • Glad that was picked up. I’ve heard it conjectured that the biggest fans of “bbc” porn are not blacks, but emasculated white men. I have no idea how one would come to that conclusion or try to verify it, but it works for helping to paint a portrait of our sad “protagonist” as the thoroughly ethnomasochistic loser that he is.

  3. Spurwing Plover

    PC nonsense and poppycock sensitivity poppycock and whinning little liberal wanks their idiots all the way to the bottom

  4. Sweet Baby Ray

    “bbc”?

    I was afraid to click the link because I thought it was “hornyhousewiveswholovebbq“. I feared excited sows dripping sauces you just can’t unsee!

  5. Thanks for episode #2. I enjoyed it.

    But a slingshot?

    David killed Goliath with one of those things, it’s a dangerous weapon!

    For Rip Van Whitey to embrace diversity and political correctness he must be completely disarmed, if life is supposed to pass on without his presence for the next 20 years.

  6. Spurwing Plover

    Diversity like enviromentalism is a mental disorder cuased by too must liberalism and public school indoctrination by Greenpeace and the NEA

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