AWD was watching some footbaw this weekend while clasping my offspring to my big, sexy bosom when this Cadillac commercial came on and severely harshed my mellow huge.
Is this how Cadillac tries to sell cars? You’d have to look hard all over Nueva Jork and Mexifornia to find a poofter more effiminate than this half-a-sissy. And even then you wouldn’t be able to find a more pathetic creature than that pencil-neck turd!
Geraldo Rivera and Alan Colmes better look out because the poofter in that commercial is on the short list to be the next libtarded cannon fodder they serve up on Fox News. And we never thought we’d see a male more pathetic than Geraldo or Alan Colmes.
I see Lance in the commercial driving a Smart Car or some other retarded vehicle of that pitiful class. And NO woman without flannel shirts and hairy legs wants anything to do with a male who drives a Smart Car. Or looks like Lance.
Cadillac serves up the latest male bashing commercial by showing some Skeletor-looking Charlie-male (i.e. homosexual) type thinking they’ll sell cars. Bwahahaha! All that’s missing is a man purse!
If Cadillac really wants to sell some vehicles, they better come up with a full-size bad-ass pickup pronto. The kind like AWD drives. And long is the list of hot fillies who have scooted across the console (which stows numerous articles of warfare) to make the Big Sexy happy. Trust me.