Korean pudgy rapper Psy set a record for the most YouTube views in history with his video “Gangnam Style.” Hell, even AWD has posted the video on this sacred page. That was before it came to light Psy made some anti-American military song in the early 2000’s.

The song and video has gone crazy in America. AWD was at a hockey game last night and watched grandparent’s doing the little galloping Gangnam Style dance when the song played between periods. For any of you Luddites who haven’t seen the video, here it is:

His video has been viewed more than 900 million times and he’s set to make a fortune from the madness. He even performed at the White House tonight. Of course, Obama asked if he would perform the song with the anti-American lyrics.

I admit, AWD has chuckled at the video. What’s not to find amusing about a poofter-looking, chubby Korean dancing around like he’s riding a horse? I generally find Koreans funny and amusing.

All was going well for Psy until it came to light he made some pretty rough statements about American soldiers and their families at the start of the Iraq war. Here’s the lyrics he sang in one of his songs:

“Kill those f**king Yankees who have been torturing Iraqi captives Kill those f**king Yankees who ordered them to torture Kill their daughters, mothers, daughters-in-law, and fathers Kill them all slowly.”

Keep in mind, he wasn’t talking about yankees up north…but American soldiers. Otherwise, it wouldn’t have been so offensive. Joking, mostly, my yankee friends! Yankee conservative friends, that is. Psy’s words from the Iraq War are a little stronger than the traditional ‘Yankee Go Home’ or ‘We No Rikee Amelican Miritaly!’ So Psy has found his little chubby cheeks in a tough spot.

He released an apology this week to head off the criticism building among patriotic Americans. That doesn’t include liberals. He said:

“So solly! Me rike Amelica! Amelica is num-bah won!”

Well, that’s not exactly what he said. Here’s what he really said (or his publicist trying to get his little yellow ass out of a sling):

“While I’m grateful for the freedom to express one’s self, I’ve learned there are limits to what language is appropriate and I’m deeply sorry for how these lyrics could be interpreted.

“I will forever be sorry for any pain I have caused by those words.”

Oh, well that makes it all better! Group hug! Just how could those lyrics be misinterpreted, Psy? What he’s saying is he still hates America but would be back in Seoul humping bugs if it wasn’t for the American invention of Youtube and American royalties. Psy overlooks the fact that his little weeble wobble ass would be dinner if America wasn’t there to keep the starving North Korean hordes on their side of the 37th Parallel. And he also didn’t think of the billions the American taxpayer has spent so he can to his Gay-gnam style stupidity in safety.

But on the other hand, Psy is a fuzzy little fat foreigner. AWD doesn’t pay much mind to the opinions of foreigners, especially Koreans. Koreans are generally best known for eating dogs and wearing white socks with black dress shoes. I figure if that’s all I had to offer, I’d be angry at America and the world too. And I’ll also give him he was younger when he said those hateful lyrics. Young people are supposed to be stupid. And it’s cool to be anti-American in foreign, dog-eating hellholes. It’s even popular to be anti-American in America among people of low intelligence (liberals).

Face it, would Psy’s video have been watched a billion times if he didn’t look so stupid hopping around like a Asian pillow-biter riding a pony? The song is catchy but it certainly isn’t Physical Graffiti or Exile On Main Street. It’s silly. We like it because we laugh at it. We laugh at Psy. Kind of like we laugh at Korea. And liberals.

AWD doesn’t forgive Psy but I’m not going to hold his anti-American military hatred against him either. He’s the parsley on the plate of importance. In a month or two, the Gangnam Style video will be done. Maybe after he pisses through his money he can get a job as a South Korean soldier and protect his own damn country! Gangnam style!

Maybe the American soldiers over there will give him a Code Led!


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