Susan Rice, the most ethical member of the Obama administration has been accused of illegally accessing intelligence reports on Trump transition team members. What?! Next you’ll be telling me the Secretary of State has an unsecured server with classified information hidden in her closet! Or her husband has a penchant for unsmoked cigars and young interns.
Well, I won’t believe it! I won’t, I tell you!
Why, wasn’t it Susan Rice who first helped us understand how racist and Islamophobic we are as a country after the Religion of Peace in Libya finally had enough of our shenanigans when a hateful, disgraceful anti-Islam movie was released on Youtube? Yes, I still feel a national shame. And it took such control not to exacerbate the situation by sending in American soldiers when President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton left those four Americans in Benghazi to die and show there are severe consequences for America being a hateful, racist nation. Thank you! Thank you, Obama administration!
But what if Susan Rice did (and I’m NOT going to believe she did) look at the intelligence reports of the Trump administration team? I mean, they could have been planning to release another anti-Islam movie on Inauguration Day! Think about it, people! Duh!
We should be grateful we had 8 years where a President and his team would break some of those stupid ol’ lawsy things written by privileged old white men a thousand years ago. I mean, they had muskets back then and not semi-rifle automatic assault guns with those high capacity clippy things! What would they know about anti-Islamic movies? Hey! They didn’t even have movies back then! So that proves we need great people like Susan Rice to keep us safe. From privileged, racist white people and the Trump transition team.
You know, Susan Rice should get a Nobel Prize for just being so awesome! I’d vote for her.