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OK! YOU CONVINCED ME!

THOSE VEGANS REALLY KNOW HOW TO WIN PEOPLE TO THEIR CAUSE!

AWD must confess. I didn’t realize until a few years ago that Vegans were not a space civilization on Star Trek. I still don’t understand the entire patois (I think that’s a French word but don’t know what it means…it just came to mind) of the Vegan lifestyle thang. I think they love animals and hate people. And they want to control what you eat. So from that information, we[Read More…]

SAY NO MORE!

BEWARE OF FALSE CONSERVATIVES IN RONALD REAGAN CLOTHES!

The problem with making a living as a political media pundit is you generally end up compromising your principles to earn a buck. You sell out. Then you become a professional scammer saying whatever your “bosses” tell you to say. The curtain was raised on Fox News with nearly every “conservative” talking head fell lock-step behind El Jeb during his pathetic run in the primary. And every one of those[Read More…]

FEEL THE THUGGERY!

WHO LET THE UNWASHED BERNIE DOGS OUT? THE DEMOCRATS DID!

The Democrats are in deep Dukakis and they know it! Please pass the schadenfreude. Nevada’s Democrat convention gave the Dims a taste of what’s coming their way. And it’s not pretty. Or bathed. Who let the unwashed dogs out? The Democrats have chuckled as the Feel The Bern morons violently raided and disrupted Donald Trump campaign events during this primary season. Why, they were only exercising their First Amendment rights,[Read More…]

MR ZUCK - TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

HELP ME BUILD A BRIDGE, NOT A WALL, TO MARK ZUCKERBERG’S HOUSE

Mark Zuckerberg loves him some foreigners. Especially the illegal ones. He loves foreigners so much that he brings them to America to work instead of hiring his xenophobic American haters! Well, they’re probably racist, donchooknow? Zuckerberg, the ultra-rich man/boy who invented (supposedly) Facebook is all about “building bridges, not walls” to the unwashed Third World invaders of America. Who can blame the illegals since more than half get welfare and[Read More…]

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

AWD wishes a very happy Mother’s Day to all the wonderful women who have raised, cared for, and loved us! There is no job more important than what a woman undertakes when she has a baby. And there is nothing so great as the bond of love between a wonderful mother and her children. AWD is lucky to have the greatest Mother in the world. Through ups and downs in[Read More…]

IS THE DISINTEGRATION OF GOP THE BEGINNING OF DESTRUCTION OF USA?

IS THE DISINTEGRATION OF GOP THE BEGINNING OF DESTRUCTION OF USA?

So the Establishment won’t go gentle into that good ole boy night. Joining forces (aka usurping) with the #NeverTrump pro-Cruz disgruntled, the Establishment is presenting Trump with an ultimatum: Run on our agenda or you’ll never get our support. The pro-Cruz people would be wise to remember how it worked for the Tea Party movement when they trusted Establishment promises. NOT TOO GOOD! The Establishment was going to cut spending[Read More…]

NO AND HELL NO!

PLEASE LORD, DON’T ALLOW TRUMP TO CHOOSE NEWT OR KASICH AS VP!

As AWD has said about voting for Trump, “why the hell not?” Sure, no one really knows what the guy stands for except trannies peeing beside your wife and building a border wall for which Mexico will pay mucho pesos for. OK, we also know he won’t get us into another ridiculous, expensive war in the Middle East, and that’s a good thing. But other than that, all we know[Read More…]

I TRIED TO CRUSH DONALD LIKE THE EVIL BUG HE IS!

TED CRUZ SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ANGRY WHITE DUDE!

Glenn Beck can eat again and hopefully Rafael Cruz will receive a prophecy that Donald Trump will destroy Our Corrupt Lady of the Cankles in November. Ted Cruz dropped out of the race last night. Now Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham can enjoy a nice wine spritzer in celebration. Here’s the deal. It wasn’t Ted’s year. AWD reported this last Fall. No one expected Donald Trump coming along and resonating with the[Read More…]

WHY TOLERATE THIS?

WAR IN AMERICA, CHILDREN. IT’S JUST A SHOT AWAY!

The unwashed left has been called out by their Obama/Soros plantation masters to disrupt, vandalize and attack Donald Trump campaign stops. And young tyrant thugs are only too happy for make $15 while attacking people and destroying property while chanting their tired profanity-laced rhymes. Here’s a video of a single Trump supporter with huge cojones marching directly through an anti-Trump riot in Burlingame, Mexifornia. Listen to the idiot thugs bullying[Read More…]

WOMEN STILL WANT MARRIAGE – MEN, NOT SO MUCH!!

WOMEN STILL WANT MARRIAGE – MEN, NOT SO MUCH!!

Fox News posted an article today about how American women have become so obnoxious and power-hungry that men no longer want to marry. AWD has been saying this for four years. Too many American women are monsters! And who wants to be married to a monster who will make your life miserable and then screw you for life in divorce. Apparently, fewer American males each year! The article, titled “The[Read More…]

DONALD TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!

DONALD TRUMP’S FOREIGN POLICY IS WHAT AMERICA NEEDS!

Donald Trump knocked a homer when he began his Foreign Policy speech with: It’s time to shake the rust off America’s foreign policy. It’s time to invite new voices and new visions into the fold, something we have to do. The direction I will outline today will also return us to a timeless principle. My foreign policy will always put the interests of the American people and American security above[Read More…]

TRIGGLY PUFF – THE NEW BLOATED FACE OF FEMINISM AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

TRIGGLY PUFF – THE NEW BLOATED FACE OF FEMINISM AND SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!

AWD has been a fan of Paul Joseph Watson for some time. He brilliantly destroys the preposterous unwashed hordes of social justice warriors with a sharp intellect served up with plenty of snark. Coupled with his Englishter accent, his videos go on AWD’s must watch list. (Note: about the only time AWD likes Englishter accents is when they are on Englishter actors playing German officers in WWII movies. Congratulations, Paul!)[Read More…]

DENNIS HASTERT – THE SCARY, CORRUPT, PERVERTED FACE OF THE MODERN REPUBLICAN PARTY

DENNIS HASTERT – THE SCARY, CORRUPT, PERVERTED FACE OF THE MODERN REPUBLICAN PARTY

I thought about using the title “Dennis Hastert – Portrait Of A Perverted Corruptocrat” but changed my mind when the thought crossed my mind that Dennis Hastert is the poster boy of the modern Republican Party. The corrupt, perverted, despicable Republican Party. Sure, I know the Democrats are the same or worse but the Republican Party was always supposed to stand for values we conservatives hold sacred. Small government, low[Read More…]

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD AMERICAN SPECIAL OPERATORS BE SENT TO SYRIA?

QUESTION OF THE DAY: SHOULD AMERICAN SPECIAL OPERATORS BE SENT TO SYRIA?

“Let me make this perfectly clear, there will be no American boots on the ground in Syria.” And “if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.” And “The ACA will lower health care costs for the average family by $2500.” You get the picture. Obama is doing what he said he wouldn’t by sending US special forces to Syria. Maybe the Special Forces can keep their doctors. Ostensively[Read More…]

MUSIC THAT SUCKETH HUGETH!

MUSIC THAT SUCKETH HUGETH!

If there’s one damn thang that will turn AWD into a wife-stoning Muslim it will be @#&* Christian rock music! This stuff is so bad it would make Jesus cuss. Now I apologize to all y’all pious types who clog up the streets of red states with this mess blaring out the Delco speakers of your 1992 Dodge Caravans. But if you’re clogging up streets in a 1992 Dodge Caravan[Read More…]

SAY IT LOUD, I'M A CRIP AND PROUD!

HILLARY’S PANDERING NOW INCLUDES STREET GANGS

This woman is absolutely amazing. Being President must be better than Huma Abedin’s boo-tay because Hillary’s embarrassment as a pandering politician trying to win the election knows no bounds. At least no bounds that any sentient adult would consider. We’ve heard the fake Southern accents. We’ve heard her fake black accents. We’ve watched her fumble around like a moron trying to board a subway. Not know how to use a[Read More…]

HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!

HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!

Hello happy root huggers! It’s Comrade AWD reporting from the Casa de Amor backyard where we are smoking the hell out of some pork ribs celebrating Earth Day! So far, the annual pig smoker has turned into a 3-alarm fire call…but that’s all right! We’ve got more pork and my town has more gas-guzzlin’ fire trucks! The Fire Chief finally rolled up and told the assembled firefighters, “I told y’all[Read More…]

AAAAH! PRESIDENT CLINTON'S IN THE LADIES BATHROOM!

TARGET ALIENATES MILLIONS OF SHOPPERS TO APPEASE 11 FREAKAZOIDS!

Target is headquartered in Minnesota. Minnesota is heavily populated with politically correct libtarded idiots. Libtarded idiots are totally consumed with having freako men go pee pee or plop plop with women across America in public bathrooms. What could go wrong? Well, as with everything liberals support, everything can and will go wrong. And Target, bless their little Minnesota-based PC hearts, is going to lose millions of customers over this stupid[Read More…]

OBAMA’S FACE TO GRACE THE NEW $3 BILL

OBAMA’S FACE TO GRACE THE NEW $3 BILL

As one of his many final FU’s to America before leaving office, Imam Obama is going to put all his heroes on our money! Betting money is all of them will be either black or leftists. But I repeat myself. Union spy and escaped slave Harriet Tubman is replacing old cracka Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. It’s reported Obama is pushing to put Martin Luther King or some black[Read More…]

MASS MURDERER OR FRIEND OF THE BUSH FAMILY? OR BOTH?

SO THE SAUDIS KILLED 3,000 AMERICANS ON 9/11 AND GOT AWAY WITH IT!

The New York Post published a story implicating the Saudi kingdom in financing and supporting the 9/11 attacks on America. Why am I not surprised? The majority of the 9/11 murderers were Saudis and their government surely knew what they of their deadly plans in America. Moreover, there is strong evidence that the Saudi government played an active part and the US government hid the truth from us. You must[Read More…]