HAPPY EARTH DAY, RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!

It's Earth Day and cold as hell today in Texas which has put a hurt on my Harley riding plans! Sure could use some Global Warming today. @#&* liberal environmentalists could screw up an orgy at the Playboy ...

ELTON JOHN TO FINALLY BE MADE AN HONEST WOMAN

GOD SAVE QUEEN ELTON Guess what? Elton John and his lifetime partner are going to get married. Guess what? I don't care! It's just that those fuzzy little Englishters love them some celebrity marriages. Hel...