OPEN LETTER TO KATY PERRY

STFU YOU STUPID MORON! Dear Miss Perry, I must admit I couldn't pick one of our songs out from a pile of pig poop so I'm not writing to you as a fan. I'm writing to you as an adult to illustrate to you the ...

AND….IT’S THE MUSLIMS. AGAIN.

Twenty or so concert goers in England were murdered by a Presbyterian tonight in Manchester, England. Yeah, I know. Old joke and bad timing. It's suspected a suicide bomber exploded a nail bomb at the end o...

KAEPERNICK IS KAPUT!

THIS IS HOW YOU SPELL LOSER! It's May and no NFL team has expressed interest in former San Francisco 49er quarterback Colin Kaepernick. I know. I too feel your pain. The Mercury News reports on three rea...
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I’M TIRED OF WAITING FOR THE 12TH IMAM TO ARRIVE!

What? Don't imams have clocks in Islam? Don't imams wear watches? Doesn't anybody over there have an hour glass or something? Maybe a sun dial? What is it with those fuzzy little varmints over there in Alla...

GERMANY – ICH BIN EIN A COUNTRY FULL OF IDIOTS!

FEELS ZE GOOD, HANS? Germans. I have to laugh. Pasty Eurotrash beta-males dressed in black with little granny glasses listening to music that sucks who believe they have any relevance. Hey Hans and Franz, k...