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I’M TIRED OF WAITING FOR THE 12TH IMAM TO ARRIVE!
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I’M TIRED OF WAITING FOR THE 12TH IMAM TO ARRIVE!

What? Don’t imams have clocks in Islam? Don’t imams wear watches? Doesn’t anybody over there have an hour glass or something? Maybe a sun dial? What is it with those fuzzy little varmints over there in Allah land? Every day AWD hears from some bass-ackward Muslim leader flapping his pie-hole about the “ushering in of the 12th Imam” and how he will destroy America and Israel, the Great and Little […]

FINALLY SOMETHING WE AGREE ON!
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ANTI-TRUMP WOMEN’S MARCH – I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME BORE!

Yesterday, ridiculously moronic Hollywood leftists, male-hating lesbians, professional Soros-paid protesters and assorted hideously ugly females (I think) joined with middle class socialist female brats across America to protest….something! Oh, wait! Women’s rights! That’s right! They demand women’s rights! There was more crazed estrogen in these events than at a Michael Moore fight club with an all-male Hollywood actors membership. Today, DrudgeReport ran the Women’s circus as his lead with title: […]

SAY YOU HATE BIG GOVERNMENT? THEN WHY DO YOU VOTE LIKE YOU DO?
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SAY YOU HATE BIG GOVERNMENT? THEN WHY DO YOU VOTE LIKE YOU DO?

You’re mad as hell and you’re not going to take it anymore, you say? You hate the Republican Establishment, you say? It’s time for them all to go, you say? So why did you vote for your sitting Congressman again? You know, the one that does exactly as he’s told by the Establishment? The one who never really does anything year after year? You know, the one who sucks? Yeah, […]

IF YOU’RE A STAR WARS ADULT FAN AND HAVE YODA JAMMIES, GET HELP!
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IF YOU’RE A STAR WARS ADULT FAN AND HAVE YODA JAMMIES, GET HELP!

Hey, there’s another @#&* Star Wars movie coming out! And the nerdosphere is worked up in a little ole tizzy! So what? Just another Star Wars bore-a-thon. Just like Spiderman 18, The Bourne Geriocracy, Batman 63 and Iron Man God Only Knows! Hell, there will probably be another Rocky soon. Oops! AWD has long believed the reason there are so many sequels, prequels, and enough is enough-quels is because all […]

PEYTON MANNING SELLING HERSHEY'S KISSES AT HALFTIME!
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FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, NO MORE PEYTON MANNING COMMERCIALS!

AWD tossed his new Hi Def in the trash for some lucky illegal to find lest I turn it on again and see the ever-present Peyton Manning commercials! Peyton Manning is like Big Brother. Only with a gigantic forehead. He actually has a five-head. He’s Big Forehead Brother. If Peyton can make a buck, he’ll come to your neighborhood and rent his head out to screen movies. Manning’s forehead is […]

MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES
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MICHAEL MOORE OFFERS 1 BEDROOM, 15 KITCHEN MANSION TO SYRIAN REFUGEES

Libs are nothing if not predictable. And stupid. But they are amusing at times. Very small amounts of time. Michael the Moore has written a letter to Michigan Governor Rick Snyder criticizing Snyder’s declaration that Michigan will not allow Syrian refugees to enter the state after the tragic, but predictable attacks in Paris. Michael the Moore wrote: “I just wanted to let you know that, contrary to your declaration of […]

CLINTONS USE STEVEN SPIELBERG TO MAKE HILLARY LOOK HUMAN
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CLINTONS USE STEVEN SPIELBERG TO MAKE HILLARY LOOK HUMAN

Bubba Clintoon had movie producer and noted libtard Steven Spielberg try and make Hillary look human. Massive failure ensued. Despite using hundreds of pounds of makeup, computer tricks, and replacing Hillary’s face with that of Mother Teresa, she still came across as a fat ball of despicable corruption who hates everyone. With cankles. In a pantsuit. Polyester. I crap you negative. Here is a photo of Spielberg with the resting […]

JOE BIDEN – AMERICA’S FIRST OPENLY RETARDED VICE PRESIDENT!
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JOE BIDEN – AMERICA’S FIRST OPENLY RETARDED VICE PRESIDENT!

Something stupid this way comes. No, it’s been with us for decades in Washington. And to think liberals called Dan Quayle stupid! Joe Biden is the Alpha and Omega of Stupid. AWD dug up this old chart-topper on Biden after seeing this video: [yt id=”hNxYLgUgO1Y”] Butt buddies, eh? At least he’ll admit it, unlike Hopenchange. Any parent’s goal should be to not grow old and embarrass their children. Biden grew […]

LIBERALS WERE CERTAIN TO HATE ‘AMERICAN SNIPER’ – HERE’S WHY
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LIBERALS WERE CERTAIN TO HATE ‘AMERICAN SNIPER’ – HERE’S WHY

Liberals hating the movie ‘American Sniper’ was as easy to predict as Whoopi being ugly all day. The Chris Kyle story is everything liberals hate. America, Americans, and a white Texan soldier as the good guys. The fact that ticket sales of ‘Sniper’ are now north of $200 million proves how many more of us than there are of liberals. We are those who love America and see it as […]

AN OPEN LETTER TO MICHAEL MOORE FROM A GREEN BERET SNIPER!
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AN OPEN LETTER TO MICHAEL MOORE FROM A GREEN BERET SNIPER!

Dudes and dudettes…after I read this I just had to share it with you. After you read it, you’ll see why! Green Beret sniper Bryan Sikes takes pen to paper and eviscerates Michael Moore…and he does so with some scathing hilarity to-boot! What he says is simply priceless in more ways than one! There’s nothing more I can add here, everything is self-explanatory. – See what you think and toss […]

CONSERVATIVE KONNI BURTON REPLACES ABORTION BARBIE WENDY DAVIS TODAY!
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CONSERVATIVE KONNI BURTON REPLACES ABORTION BARBIE WENDY DAVIS TODAY!

Wendy Davis, the hero to thousands of homosexual women across America for her stance on aborting children up until their 2nd birthday party, is now officially gone. She is no more. An ex-Abortion Barbie. She is pining for the Code Pink fjords. Davis, who allowed insane ugly lebanese women-folk from the Blue Socialist States of America to run her pathetic campaign for Texas governor, can now look forward to her […]

WHY DO LIBERALS SO HATE AMERICA AND ITS LAW-ABIDING PEOPLE?
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WHY DO LIBERALS SO HATE AMERICA AND ITS LAW-ABIDING PEOPLE?

With what’s happening in #Ferguson, NYC, and liberal hellholes across America (including the White House), AWD thought it would be a good time to revisit this post from April of 2013. Nothing has changed except Obama’s hatred of America and crackas is more evident and open. But it’s interesting to read how many law-abiding people are waking up to the realities we have discussed at AWD for years. Enjoy and […]

MARY LANDRIEU, HAVE SOME PRIDE AND JUST GO AWAY!
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MARY LANDRIEU, HAVE SOME PRIDE AND JUST GO AWAY!

I can imagine a lot of great things in life. A pajama party with the Cowboy cheerleaders (like the one AWD had with them last weekend). Or a meteor falling on the set of The View during taping. How about Michael the Moore spontaneously combusting and solving the world’s energy problems? No matter how great those things might be, we cannot possibly imagine how great it must to be to […]

"LOVE ME SOME @#&* BIBLE!"
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HILLARY BEGINS HUGGING THE BIBLE IN LATEST DISHONEST PANDERING ATTEMPT!

Hillary’s new book tour has been about as successful as Whoopi Goldberg’s recent beauty makeover or Michael Moore’s continuing attempt to count his toes. In other words, NOT TOO GOOD! So Hillary aka “The Evil” has suddenly found religion! Whodathunkit? To Dims, when all your lies fail, run home to religion. Even Hussein was a big-talking Christian in his first campaign. Why do they do it? I have no idea […]

CAPITALIST PIG MICHAEL MOORE AND WIFE FIGHT OVER 1 BEDROOM, 20 KITCHEN MANSION IN DIVORCE
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CAPITALIST PIG MICHAEL MOORE AND WIFE FIGHT OVER 1 BEDROOM, 20 KITCHEN MANSION IN DIVORCE

Michael the Moore is the sad result of liberal stupidity mixed with hypocrisy and an endless supply of Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese. Moore’s only talent besides scarfing down a Sara Lee cheesecake in one bite is to make ridiculous movies ridiculing rich people while having a reported net worth of $50+ million. That buys a whole hell of a lot of jelly donuts! Elvis would be jealous. Moore and […]

GAY FOOTBALL PLAYER MICHAEL SAM
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GET READY FOR GAY AFFIRMATIVE ACTION IN PRO SPORTS!

The Gaystapo has a new target for its politically correct extortion. Pro sports. While the world crumbles, America sits paralyzed waiting to see if a homosexual football player will be drafted by an NFL team. Yaaawwwnnn. Think about it! Michael Sam! The PCNFL’s “First Openly Gay Player™!” Finally, a player who won’t object to those gay pink Breast Cancer cleats. Except for Tom Brady who thinks pink cleats are simply […]

I'D GLADLY SEND CALIFORNIA INTO THE PACIFIC FOR HER!
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IRANIAN IMAM – SEXY BABES CAUSE EARTHQUAKES

What’s up with all the earthquakes lately? The walls been shakin’, the earth’s been quakin’, my mind’s been achin’, and I ain’t fakin’ that it’s getting a little weird around these global parts. Buffaloes have been relocating from Yellowstone to Myrtle Beach because of seismic activities. Getting mighty strange! No word if bufforillas like Rosie O’Donnell are relocating from Nueva Jork yet. While global warming is most certainly the cause […]

MICHAEL MOORE SINGLED OUT BY TSA FOR HIS LARGE, SUCCULENT BREASTS
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MICHAEL MOORE SINGLED OUT BY TSA FOR HIS LARGE, SUCCULENT BREASTS

Filmmaker Michael Moore is complaining he was singled out by TSA agents today on a flight from Detroit because of his large, voluptuous breasts. A TSA spokesperson said a thorough investigation will be launched to uncover exactly what occurred when Moore passed through the TSA checkpoint. Bruce Koskoloski of the TSA said: “Mr. Moore feels he was singled out because of the size of his breasts. While this is a […]

PARTY AT MT RUSHMORE!  ANGRY WHITE DUDE IS PAYING!
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PARTY AT MT RUSHMORE! ANGRY WHITE DUDE IS PAYING!

WOOP! WOOP! We can breathe! All is right in the universe again! Pressure’s off…the federal government is running again. At least, the 17% of the federal government workers who received a paid vacation during the sham shutdown are back at work taking tickets from tourists at Mt Rushmore! Whew! I feel so much better! The Chinese are happy again with Amelica, too. They’ve made today a national holiday where they […]