Tag: Music That Doesn’t Suck

HILLARY READY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…ERR…WOODS
AWD BRA / Race Hustlin' Conservative Thought Electioneering Feminazis In The Press Libtard Of The Week Music That Doesn't Suck Politics Random Posts War on America

HILLARY READY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…ERR…WOODS

It must be tedious for Hillary getting home to one of the Clinton mansions watching the maid clean up unsmoked but used cigars after she’s been away on another weekender with Huma. So Hillary is announcing…TADA!…she’s coming out of the closet…err…woods. Actually, everyone has known Hillary is a lebanese now for decades. Allah only knows what she does in the woods! Somebody call PETA! Sporting her new ‘Brian Jones of […]

AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK
AWD Higher Indoctrination In The Press Islam Music That Doesn't Suck Politics Random Posts War on America

AWD’S OPINIONS ON WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK

AWD was sitting back enjoying his vanilla latte while getting a marvelous mani/pedi and a full lavender-scented facial scrub and had pretty much decided to write about how awful it is that American men have become so feminine! @#*& liberals! But then I thought hell, we’ve discussed that topic numerous times over the years. Hold on, they’re getting ready to wax AWD’s crotchular region. OK, back again. So AWD thought […]

PLEASE NO MORE @#&* RECORDINGS OF LEONARD COHEN’S ‘HALLELUJAH!’
AWD Music That Doesn't Suck Random Posts

PLEASE NO MORE @#&* RECORDINGS OF LEONARD COHEN’S ‘HALLELUJAH!’

Oh, I’m so damn mad I’m about to blow up and bust just like Elvis did! If I hear one more damn Hallelujah from one more damn singer, believe me, there’ll be more hell than a little bit! Try me! I guess it was discovered by the world because of the movie Shrek. I remember watching Shrek and, when hearing Hallelujah, said, “Hey! That’s a Leonard Cohen song!” Of course, […]

ENGLISHTERS FREEZE THEIR COJONES FOR LOVE!
AWD Conservative Thought In The Press Music That Doesn't Suck Random Posts War on Christianity

ENGLISHTERS FREEZE THEIR COJONES FOR LOVE!

Everybody knows those little fuzzy foreigners over in Europistan are strange cats. What freaky deaky sex-ule sh*t California and Nueva Jork don’t come up with, you can bet one of those Pierres in France or Ians in England will! The latest thang over in England, other than being gang-raped by ‘refugees’ from Pok-eee-stahn is to freeze your balls with vaporized liquid nitrogen to enhance your flippy floppy experience. Since this […]

AWD’S GOING TO SAY IT….I CAN’T STAND BOB DYLAN’S MUSIC! OPEN POST
AWD In The Press Music That Doesn't Suck Random Posts

AWD’S GOING TO SAY IT….I CAN’T STAND BOB DYLAN’S MUSIC! OPEN POST

Bob Dylan won a Nobel Prize today for Literature. Why am I not surprised. Hell, Hussein won one too so it can’t be that hard. Since AWD is about to head out with the Filly to waste a pile of my disposable cash American (payday, baybah!), I dug up this old chart-topper from about three years ago about Dylan and his crappiness. He was awarded the Nobel Prize by none […]

ASSSSSHOOOOLLLLE!
AWD Electioneering In The Press Music That Doesn't Suck Politics Random Posts

AWD’S MISHMASH OF POST-DEBATE TRASH

AWD’s sitting on my patio patiently waiting for my internet to come back on. You suck U-verse!! So I had to turn on ye olde cell hotspot to jot down a few thoughts (very few and none original!) that come to mind. First, the weather has finally cooled off and it’s a nice 77 degrees at La Casa de Amor here in Texas. AWD is enjoying not sweating 24/7 for […]

DID LED ZEPPELIN STEAL ‘STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN’ FROM SPIRIT? HELL NO!
AWD Music That Doesn't Suck

DID LED ZEPPELIN STEAL ‘STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN’ FROM SPIRIT? HELL NO!

The estate of Spirit guitarist Randy California is suing Led Zeppelin for supposedly stealing the chord progression from one of its songs to create the iconic ‘Stairway To Heaven.’ Randy California is no longer with us but his estate smells money and currently has Led Zep in court. AWD is perhaps the greatest musical mind in history and a world-class Zepologist. After studying the evidence of the Spirit lawsuit for […]

MUSIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK - STEVE MILLER
AWD Music That Doesn't Suck Random Posts

‘SERENADE’ IS STEVE MILLER’S GREATEST SONG – WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

OK, it’s Friday. AWD has had a hellacious week making multi-billion dollar business decisions in the exciting but dangerous world of plumbing fixtures sales. I can’t give details but let’s just say I have those bastids at Moen by the cojones!!!! So one entire week in Texas without monsoons, a week of successful bidness, a good looking curvy babe on the agenda for tonight, and it’s Friday! So instead of […]

GOP NOMINEE PAUL RYAN? NO DICE! LET IT BURN!
AWD Bread and Circuses Brownshirts Conservative Thought Electioneering Federal Leviathan In The Press Music That Doesn't Suck Politics uncategorized War on America

GOP NOMINEE PAUL RYAN? NO DICE! LET IT BURN!

The inter web net created by Global Warming creator Al Gore is filled up on stories how the Republican Establishment is seeking to finally kill off what’s left of their abortion of a political party. They want to use their double-secret convention rules to insert Speaker John Boehner Paul Ryan as the GOP nominee. Why are we not surprised? When have political elites ever listened to the will of the […]

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A LIBERAL IN THREE EASY STEPS!
AWD Feminazis Higher Indoctrination Politics Random Posts The Gay Agenda War on Men / Feminazis

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A LIBERAL IN THREE EASY STEPS!

Everybody knows liberals are the worst dressers in history. Not that it matters much because liberals are pretty much ugly all day so nice clothing on a libtard is a lot like polishing poop. But there was a time when libtards could be spotted wearing their standard issue of worn out, smelly tie-died t shirts, ripped up jeans and sandals. Or maybe they’d break out that Che Guevara t shirt […]

AIN'T THEY CUTE?
AWD Music That Doesn't Suck Random Posts

FLORIDA GEORGIA LINE – MUSIC THAT MAKES YOU VOMIT IN YOUR EARS

AWD hasn’t had a Music That Doesn’t Suck post in a while so I thought I’d check out the new Nashville “Country” music scene and see what we come up with. Well, lookie here! Florida Georgia Line. Winning all them CMA Awards! Woo hoo! They look, as Elton John said of Ricky Martin, “sassy!” They also look like they’ve seen a big ol’ angry one up close. AWD knew if […]

YEP! EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D IMAGINE!
AWD Brownshirts Conservative Thought In The Press Politics Random Posts War on America

HAPPY VEGAN DAY! SUNDAY NIGHT NEWS ROUNDUP THOUGHTS FROM AWD

Happy Vegan Day, Dudes and Dudettes! AWD must admit I’m really not sure what a Vegan is. For the longest time I thought Vegans were Star Trek characters. But the filly said it’s people that…blah blah blah…I can’t remember what she said. I never really liked Star Trek. Oh, that’s right. They’re not Star Trek characters. Get so confused. Going to have to look it up. Hold on. OK, I’m […]

OHHH, HIM NOT GETTING HIS WIDDLE WAY!
AWD Electioneering In The Press Politics Random Posts RINO of the Week

ADIOS, EL JEB!

El Jeb Bush has learned a lesson that will serve well other Republican candidates. Don’t piss off the base and don’t support illegal immigration. It’s only a matter of time until El Jeb says Adios to his stupid run for the GOP nomination. There are a couple of huge problems with his campaign. El Jeb has consistently stuck his finger in the eyes of the conservative Republican base. His message […]

SHE'LL BE POTUS BEFORE GOING TO JAIL!
AWD Conservative Thought Music That Doesn't Suck Politics War on America

OPEN POST – WILL HILLARY CLINTON OR LOIS LERNER EVER BE CONVICTED?

AWD says no. Justice never happens in Washington. It’s all political professional wrestling. The Republicans subpoena and stomp their feet during the day and sip toddies with the Democrats when the cameras are off. Look at all the Obama scandals. What has happened? Who has gone to prison? Who has even lost their job? So will Hillary ever see the inside of the hoosegow? Not a chance! I have zero […]

LINDSEY ‘FREDO’ GRAHAM – SAD LITTLE MAN WASTING HIS TIME!
AWD Conservative Thought Electioneering Illegal Immigration In The Press Islam Politics Random Posts RINO of the Week War on America

LINDSEY ‘FREDO’ GRAHAM – SAD LITTLE MAN WASTING HIS TIME!

Is there a reason for Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham? I mean, except for picking up John McCain’s laundry, what does he do? I’m at a loss. Maybe some of the idiot voters in South Carolina can fill me in. Does he pick up their laundry too? Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham is running for President. So is just about every other Republican that can pee and hit the ground. There has to be […]

BLACK SABBATH - MORE THAN JUST PRETTY FACES
AWD Conservative Thought Music That Doesn't Suck Random Posts

#BlackSabbathLives MATTER – OPEN POST

AWD saw the #BlackSabbathLivesMatter hashtag the other day on social media and it occurred to me that no one ever stands up for Black Sabbath! And you know what? That sh*t ain’t right! Know what else? I don’t think #BlackSabbath has ever looted and burned down a store in Ferguson, Missouri. Well, maybe they should! Then maybe then somebody would care about #BlackSabbathLivesMatter! However, AWD must report that he remembers […]

ANYBODY GOING TO STURGIS? OPEN POST
AWD Music That Doesn't Suck Random Posts

ANYBODY GOING TO STURGIS? OPEN POST

AWD bought hisself a hog a few months ago and am leaving tomorrow with some compadres for Sturgis. This year is the 75th anniversary of the event. I have heard over a million bikes will be there. This is AWD’s first Sturgis event. Outside of my buddies and me, I don’t know a damn person who will be in attendance. I figure I’ll just walk up to the biggest, baddest […]

HOLA! SOY EL JEB Y TE ODIO! (HI, I'M JEB AND I HATE YOU!)
AWD Conservative Thought Electioneering Music That Doesn't Suck Politics Random Posts War on America

OPEN POST – HOW DO WE EDUCATE STUPID REPUBLICAN VOTERS?

AWD has seen the enemy and the enemy is…well, there’s a whole hell of a lot of enemies! Openly socialist Dims are certainly enemies to liberty and everything else except socialism. Republican are also enemies to liberty, as they too are Democrats. But the real enemy is neither the Democrat or Republican Parties…it is those Stupid Republican Voters who continually vote for corrupt Republican politicians! Yes, we all know all […]

CINEMATIC GENIUS AND 'MERICAN HERO - CHUCK NORRIS
AWD BRA / Race Hustlin' Conservative Thought Islam Music That Doesn't Suck Politics Random Posts The Gay Agenda War on America

TODAY, I SHALL BE CHUCK NORRIS!

It seems these days everybody wants to be something or someone other than who or what they really are. Bruce Jenner becomes Caitlyn while he awaits getting his wing wang whacked off. NAACP Chapter Chair Rachel Dolezal embraces her inner sistah when she is in fact very much a cracka! Must be her white privilege. Miley Cyrus says she doesn’t identify as a boy or a girl even when she […]