OPEN LETTER TO KATY PERRY

STFU YOU STUPID MORON! Dear Miss Perry, I must admit I couldn't pick one of our songs out from a pile of pig poop so I'm not writing to you as a fan. I'm writing to you as an adult to illustrate to you the ...

GERMANY – ICH BIN EIN A COUNTRY FULL OF IDIOTS!

FEELS ZE GOOD, HANS? Germans. I have to laugh. Pasty Eurotrash beta-males dressed in black with little granny glasses listening to music that sucks who believe they have any relevance. Hey Hans and Franz, k...

STARBUCKS CEO PLAYS STUPID GAMES, WINS STUPID PRIZES

STARBUCKS CEO HOWARD SCHULTZ - EXACTLY WHAT I IMAGINED Business rule Number 2: Don't piss off the customer. Business Rule Number 2: Don't hire an leftist idiot to be your CEO. Starbucks: FAILED! Left...

TIME MAG: DO DEMOCRATS MATTER? IN SHORT, NO!

THE NEW HARRY DB REID If you're the Republican Party these days, it's time to call in the battleships and piss on the Admiral. War's over, boys! If you're smart, that is. But the Republican Party is not kno...