HILLARY READY TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET…ERR…WOODS

HILLARY CLINTON It must be tedious for Hillary getting home to one of the Clinton mansions watching the maid clean up unsmoked but used cigars after she's been away on another weekender with Huma. So Hillar...

ANTHONY WEINER – LIBTARDED DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK

AWD is from the south. When AWD was growing up, white kids were taught manners. Black kids called it "home training." Anthony Weiner, being a despicable yankee turd, has neither manners nor home training...

I Welcome Our New Scumbag Clown Overlords

I really hope Weiner wins. It will spell out to the rest of the country, in no uncertain terms, what a deep-blue city truly is: i.e., a mindless, amoral cesspool with a handful of decadent salesmen guiding flock upon flock of the easily sold.

Working from Home

In any event, I've been stuck upstate since NYC's still pretty much a disaster zone and thus been working from home. (By "home" I mean my parents' place, and by "work" I mean I'm nearly through my bottle of Bombay Sapphire. Woohoo telecommuting!)

ANGRY WHITE DUDE’S THOUGHTS ON 9/11 – OPEN POST

Anger. That's what I felt the first time I visited Ground Zero after 9/11. AWD was in NYC for bidness and staying at the Waldorf Astoria. I crap you negative. I still have the soap and shampoo. And tow...