OPEN LETTER TO KATY PERRY

STFU YOU STUPID MORON! Dear Miss Perry, I must admit I couldn't pick one of our songs out from a pile of pig poop so I'm not writing to you as a fan. I'm writing to you as an adult to illustrate to you the ...

THE BOY SCOUTS CIRCLE THE DRAIN!

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I say it nearly every day when I watch businesses and organizations do tremendously stupid things that alienate their customer base. Former Starbucks CEO Howard Sch...

OF COURSE OBAMA SPIED ON TRUMP! DON’T BE STUPID!

If there's one damn thang we learned over the past couple of years with the Wikileaks info releases, it's that our government is one corrupt cluster you-know-what! Imam Hussein had to apologize to world ...

PAUL RYAN HAS BECOME MY PAUL WELLSTONE!

PAUL GD WELLSTONE, D-MN A couple of decades or so ago, AWD lived in the Land of 10,000 Taxes for a few years. Minnesota. Uff da. Nice enough people but they were mainly a bunch of square-headed Swedes and p...

Madonna Isn’t Looking Too Good These Days!

By: CHRIS VOLKAY Well if you didn't hear, dumb ass Madonna in her latest "Speech" if you can call it that in front of the all the girls in their silly pussy hats, said that she sees the White House being...

FROM RUSSIA WITH BUTT-HURT LIBERALS! BWAHAHAHA!

I DON'T FEEL NOWAYS TIRED...OF SCREWING WITH HILLARY! Those libs. Those libs. Is that the putrid pile of pathetic the Democrat Party has morphed into? YES IT IS! What a bunch of whining, arrogant, little cr...