So the world will stop if Congress can’t reach a new budget guaranteed to waste billions of dollars on moochers, benefits for illegal aliens, foreign aid to countries that despise us, and funding of endless, unwinnable wars. Yes, the government will shut down. Oh, the horrors! According to Zero Hedge: A federal closure would shutter National Park Service destinations like the Statue of Liberty, Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon. Government […]
The most un-funky girly man in America, George Will, has officially left the Republican Party. Well, boo-freakin’-hoo! And get this, he urged conservatives to not vote for Donald Trump, even if the result is President Cankles. PJ Media reports George Will said: “Make sure he loses. Grit their teeth for four years and win the White House,” Will said during an interview after his speech at a Federalist Society luncheon. […]
AWD saw this video and it does a nice job of exposing the soulless evil entity that is housed in the flesh of Hillary Clinton. Remember, this is what the Democrat Party wants to be President. And Hillary Clinton personifies why America in its present form is over. And before you SRV’s (Stupid Republican Voters) shake your heads in disgust, your Republican Establishment boys would rather have Hillary as POTUS […]
Joe Biden seeks to become America’s first openly retarded President while America’s first felon presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, prepares for her new digs behind bars. I’d laugh if I wasn’t crying! Biden is reportedly talking with fake Injun socialist Elizabeth Warren in preparation for his run. He wants her to be his squaw Vice President. Meanwhile, comm-a-nist Bernie Sanders grows in popularity with the mouth-breathing Democrat hoi polloi proles. And […]
One thing that’s become quite obvious. It’s nearly impossible to get kicked out as a Democrat Party nominee! The only thing that AWD imagines could get a Democrat candidate kicked out of the race is to propose a balanced budget. Hell, or even a budget! Hillary Clinton and her dirty dog husband have brought crime in America to a new low. They figured out a way to use the power […]
Fox News is reporting that Senator Lindsey ‘Fredo’ Graham will announce his candidacy for the Republican nomination June 1. This has to be the best news AWD has ever heard. Graham, who reportedly put the ‘bi’ in bi-partisanship has been granted time off by John McCain for the Republican primaries. McCain has replaced Graham with Senator Jeff Flake who will now be tasked with picking up McCain’s dry cleaning, polishing […]
Devoid of inspirational qualities, bereft of qualifications, utterly useless in any system or setting besides the 21st century First World managerial state, Hillary personifies our society like no other person before or since.
This is it, folks. Two weeks left before the big showdown for the future of America—an Hieronymus Boschean diptych of good vs. evil, success vs. failure, lw-and-order vs. anarchy, American exceptionalism vs. perpetually imploding socialism.
This weekend, Eastwood’s new movie, Trouble with the Curve, opens in theaters across the country. It has received middling reviews—much to the delight of said “elites”, who are snickering about “empty chairs” being the common sight at showings of the film. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate our elites and their pretentious, hubristic, narcissistic, smug, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou attitude toward all things patriotic? Well, what would be better than to make a mockery of their mockery by filling said “empty chairs” with the asses of patriots this weekend and thereby sending Eastwood’s latest effort into better-than-expected territory?
Give the president his due: It’s true that someone who disagrees with President Obama can’t be labeled “unpatriotic”—rather, anyone who disagrees with the president is almost certainly patriotic.
This is what happens when the little filly forwards me an email containing sheep.