OPEN LETTER TO KATY PERRY

STFU YOU STUPID MORON! Dear Miss Perry, I must admit I couldn't pick one of our songs out from a pile of pig poop so I'm not writing to you as a fan. I'm writing to you as an adult to illustrate to you the ...

GERMANY – ICH BIN EIN A COUNTRY FULL OF IDIOTS!

FEELS ZE GOOD, HANS? Germans. I have to laugh. Pasty Eurotrash beta-males dressed in black with little granny glasses listening to music that sucks who believe they have any relevance. Hey Hans and Franz, k...

STARBUCKS CEO PLAYS STUPID GAMES, WINS STUPID PRIZES

STARBUCKS CEO HOWARD SCHULTZ - EXACTLY WHAT I IMAGINED Business rule Number 2: Don't piss off the customer. Business Rule Number 2: Don't hire an leftist idiot to be your CEO. Starbucks: FAILED! Left...

SUPER BOWL? WHO GIVES A GAGA?

LADY GAGA. A MEAT DRESS. I CRAP YOU NEGATIVE. AWD long ago lost any interest in professional sports. It began with Deion Sanders and his "Deionization" antics of taunting opponents and going into spasms aft...

TRAPPED IN A WORLD WE NEVER MADE

AWD was perusing Facebook today when I saw this video of the 9/11 Pentagon attack posted. Even a few years ago, I laughed when my Ron Paul-loving friends told me 9/11 was an inside job. These days, h...

I PREFER NOT TO GO TO WAR WITH RUSSIA OVER SYRIA!

GOOT JIHADIS WHO AIN'T NEVAH DONE NUFFIN' WRONG! Know the most stupid idea of all time? President Hillary Clinton. Know the second most stupid idea of all time? WWIII with Russia over a bunch of wild-eyed M...