LET RUSSIA KILL ISIS AND HAVE ALL THE SYRIA THEY WANT!

PUTIE DON'T TAKE NO SH*T! AWD is consistently surprised at how many Americans want to send troops to Syria and Iraq to fight ISIS. It's not our fight. Not yet, anyway. So why waste more blood and treasure b...

WE WILL NEVER KNOW HOW CORRUPT HILLARY CLINTON IS!

EVIL EMPEROR OF CORRUPTION We know the Clintons are corrupt. However, AWD believes Hillary may be the more corrupt of the two. Bubba is pretty simple to figure out. He's at his core a horny redneck. Sure, h...

OPEC CRIES ABOUT OIL PRICES? FRACK THEM!

FRACK YOU TOO, OBAMA! Oil prices are below $88 and the Middle East is crying like Osama bin Laden moments before his head exploded into a pink mist! Their corrupt little kingdoms might have to dip into thei...

Empire Fatigue

We are meant to be a government of the people, by the people, and for the people—not a population of fat and happy cattle grazing on bread and circuses lorded over by a cosmopolitan cabal of power-hungry sociopaths who pilfer our money and send our children off to fight wars that only benefit our overlords.