DUDES, WANT MORE SEX? DON’T BE A WOMAN!

New studies show that men who do housework chores may not be getting as much boo-tay as cats who do things traditionally regarded as man chores. Because men weren't born to be fillies and do that housework...

The Cruz Sex Scandal So Far…

National Enquirer has published a major story alleging that Ted Cruz had at least five mistresses prior to launching his presidential campaign. Here is what we know about the #CruzSexScandal so far: * A super...

AWD DOWN WITH PIV – YEAH YOU KNOW ME!

NOT GETTING PIV! A libtarded filly has penned what has to be the most idiotic and entertaining article we're likely to see this year. And that's saying a lot based on the daily absurdity we see and read fro...

Feelings Over Facts

Folks, we are quickly approaching the "left singularity", which will create a sociopoliticoeconomic blackhole from which not even the light of truth and reason can escape.

Taboo and Ennui

I would think that any honest person can at least acknowledge that there's a possibility the story has resonated over some 3,500 years of human history for a reason.