I WOULD PULL FOR ISIS OVER CAROLINA!

Pray with me. Dear Lord, I know we've been a little sideways for a while. But it's not my fault! You just had to go and put all them commandments in place. Wasn't my idea! All yours, Big Guy! Now, I...

UNC TARHOLES NOTHING BUT BIG, FAT CHEATERS!

PROBABLY A DAMN MUSLIM! Disclaimer: AWD hates those blue scumbellies from Chapel Hell! I would pull for Iran over the Tar Holes every damn day of the week. I hate everything about the place! I hate their ga...