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TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

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LOOK AHMED A PIG! RUN AWAY!!!
LOOK AHMED A PIG! RUN AWAY!!!

Come on over, Muhammad. Whole lotta rapin’ going on! Here’s a repost to help those selfless multiculturalists in Europastan who are getting raped by their new Muslim neighbors more than a Clinton intern! As usual, AWD has the solution.

We all know how frustrating it can be getting gang raped by Muslim refugees! With our busy schedules, who has the time? Not to mention the cost of replacing ripped clothing and the hassle of washing away the stench! Yes, being raped by a Muslim gang of refugees can just ruin your day! But how do you stop the millions of Muslims in savage rape gangs from raping you?

The Islamic Koran forbids Muslims to have any contact with swine. And it’s not talking about Rosie O’Donnell. Any Muslim who comes into contact with a pig (including Rosie O’Donnell) will not pass Go, will not go to Paradise, and will not receive his 72 fuzzy virgins! But Muslims believe Allah condones the rape any non-Muslim infidel. What’s a civilized Western woman to do?

Angry White Dude Products has the answer! It’s the ‘Piggy In A Pinch’ line of anti-rape product for when you need Muslim gang rape repellant! Because sometimes you just need a little pig to ward off Muslim pigs!

All ‘Piggy In A Pinch’ products are infused with real pig parts grown in the Great Satan to repel even the ‘hardest’ of Muslim rape gangs! To strengthen the Muslim repellant factor to its maximum potential, all ‘Piggy In a Pinch’ products are manufactured by real Jews in Israel! Shalom on that, Muhammad!

Yes, one whiff or touch of any ‘Piggy In A Pinch’ product will make a Muslim rape gang go as limp as Imam Obama’s foreign policy.

Here is our line of ‘Piggy In A Pinch’ products:

  • Pure Piggy Perfume – Only the highest grade pig parts go into this wonderful fragrance that easily rejects savages stalking you. One whiff will make Muslim men have second thoughts about where to put their Sword of Jihad. So never forget to wear this tempting fragrance wherever large groups of savage Muslim men have a fatwa and are sporting a fat one.  Note: Do not wear Pure Piggy Perfume around adult male hogs or getting gang raped by Muslims may be the least of your worries!
MADE WITH AUTHENTIC PIG URI....YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!
MADE WITH AUTHENTIC PIG URI….YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • BaconWear© Couture Clothing – You’ll look simply tasty in your Piggy In A Pinch BaconWear©! Except to Syrian and African Muslim refugees looking to gang rape you for a few days! They’ll go back to humping goats and camels once they see you styling and profiling in your sexy, swinish BaconWear©!

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  • Hot Hawg Hair Products – We all know the benefits of using hog goo in our hair. Well, maybe we don’t but we know that nothing will tame the Muslim savage beast out for a raping like our Hot Hawg Hair Products! Our Pork Hair Extensions can save you hours having to wait for the 100th Syrian to finish his business so you can get back to your busy schedule!

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  • Pig In A Pinch Disguises – Let’s say you are in a hurry and don’t have time to put on your super-sexy BaconWear dress for work. And you left your Piggy Perfume at home. Well, don’t fret, you Western infidel! AWD Products is here for you with our Piggy In A Pinch Disguises. We have several ingenious disguise models that will completely protect your identity as a potential Muslim gang rape candidate. Let’s face it. Muslims aren’t that bright anyway (otherwise they wouldn’t be Muslims) so our disguises will easily fool them. Here’s one of our most popular disguises so perfect that Muslim refugees will never know you’re an infidel woman passing by:

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  • Piggy Pumps – These Grade A corn-fed pork pumps will let you sashay past the horniest group of savages in style and grace! Oink!

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  • Sexy Swine Lingerie Line – You know you love the feel of bacon against your skin! Well, maybe not. But bacon feels better against your skin than a Muslim rapist from Somalia with the IQ of a cauliflower. So spice up your lingerie drawer with sexy pork intimates! You’ll look good enough to eat when you throw on this beautifully pig ear satin and bacon bra and panty set. Mmm Mmm good! But not for refugeehadists!

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The world has changed since Imam Obama and politically correct Western leaders allowed the invasion of civilization by unwashed savages from Muslimlandia. Western leaders don’t care that women they are supposed to protect and represent are being groped, raped, and slaughtered by savages from Muslim lands who consider women to be in the same class as animals.

Protect yourself and your family. If you live in a fuzzy little foreign European land where you can’t own guns then buy AWD’s ‘Piggy In A Pinch’ line of Muslim gang rape disguises! It’s ok to be a piggy to escape from Muslim swine!

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19 Comments

  1. QuartierLeBlanc

    QLB will shortly and partially address this issue with his new missive titled “pocket pistols.” Women by their nature are deadly creatures IF properly motivated. The average Iibtard male is incapable of providing this impetus.

  2. The best filthy muslim deterrent comes in .45 caliber and weighs in at 230 grains. Well placed of course.

  3. Spurwing Plover

    Wear a Porky Pig T-Shirt while reading Charlotts Web

  4. This is Disney’s big chance to go “Whole Hog!” with the “Miss Piggy” line of anti-Islamic products! I can imagine plastic molded “Miss Piggy” 9mm ammo to replace the now-dying line of “Zombie” ammo.

    The important difference is that Zombies are a so-far imaginary threat, whereas Islamic are coming for you now.

  5. Spurwing Plover

    And Piglet also Joe make sure to remember Winnie the Pooh’s pal Piglet

  6. Jews aren’t supposed to touch pigs either…but it’s a pretty cool idea!

  7. Hollow Point ammunition stuffed with solidified bacon grease.
    Call the ammo “Arab sliders” or “pig killers.

  8. of pigs and snakes…
    Trump reads a poem…..we all would do well to listen and heed this warning …
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu6_2hFTw74

    nuff said
    jigg

  9. Let the government take your guns then you have to depend on the government to protect you. They will get to you just in time to make a chalk outline around your body. Your family’s chance for justice for you will depend on who killed you. IF you were shot by one of the government-pet-races, then you will be deemed as deserving of your death because you were just white and had all that ‘white privilege’ all your life until it was ended for you. Muslims are one of the government’s special pets; like blacks and illegals. I say whites should go in our own gangs and do damage ourselves regardless of what the News Media will say.

  10. You mean to tell me I`m the only one here that loads my hollow points with bacon fat.

    Really !!

    I crap you not, when I rotate my mags, and clean my defender. I give a swab of bacon fat off a q-tip inside the cavity. not much just a touch. Not just any Bacon fat but Wrights brand bacon. Stuffed in that cor-bon.

    I do that because there is no way of knowing what kind of as^&%le your gonna run into. and I`m a spiteful sum-bitch.

  11. A pork based CLP product….

    Mmmmmm.

    • SILVER BULLET GUN OIL, is a HIGHLY EFFECTIVE Counter-Islamo terrorist force multiplier. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL WAS
      SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO PUT DEMORALIZING FEAR AND TERROR INTO SUPPOSEDLY “FEARLESS” ISLAMOTERRORISTS and to
      INCREASE WEAPONS RELIABILITY. It was created with the “TRUE BELIEVER” in mind. According to Mohammed,”PROPHET OF
      iSLAM” Allah stated, “ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS CONTAMINATED BY SWINE WHEN THEY DIE WILL BE DENIED ENTRY INTO MY
      PARADISE,, I HATE THE STENCH OF SWINE.”

      HOW DOES SILVER BULLET GUN OIL WORK? SILVER BULLET GUN OIL CONTAINS 13% USDA LIQUEFIED PIG FAT. The PIG FAT is
      mixed with our blended, hi-grade weapons OIL and NASA grade superlubricants.SBGO IS DESIGNED FOR USE IN ALL FIREARMS. The
      oil is applied to the inside of the barrel and action of any firearm or weapons system. When fired, BULLETS ARE COATED WITH
      SILVER BULLET GUN OIL CONTAINING THE PIG FAT. The PIG FAT IS TRANSFERRED TO ANYTHING THE BULLETS STRIKE. The coating of
      OIL CONTAINING PIG FAT effectively DENIES entry to Allah’s Paradise to any Islamo-Fascist terrorist KIA with a bullet coming from a
      firearm using SILVER BULLET GUN OIL in the barrel. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL uses the belief system of Allah’s Islamo-Fascist
      terrorists to put fear of death into them..iSRAEL HAS USED CONTAINERS OF PORK GREASE TO DETER MURDER BOMBERS IN THEIR
      PUBLIC TRANSPORT SINCE 2004.

      http://www.silverbulletgunoil.net/

  12. Spurwing Plover

    Their stocking up on guns in parts of europe

  13. right on…..

    beat the living hell out of them……crack heads…..make them pay……just kick their asses…..run them out of your country……

    beat them to a god damn pulp……grind their faces into the pavement…….break their bones…….

    and if you have to kill them…..do it…………………

    http://dailyinsidernews.com/2016/01/german-gangs-are-beating-up-immigrants-after-syrian-refugees-sexually-assault-germanys-women/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook#

  14. Crankywhitewoman

    Bacon should be eaten, not worn. Better to wear a sidearm. Oh, and be sure your ammo has come into contact with some pig grease prior to loading.

  15. bang!!! bang!!!…………two to the head ought to do it……………………

    http://conservativevideos.com/female-islamic-scholar-says-muslims-can-rape-non-muslim-women/

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