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TIRED OF BEING RAPED BY MUSLIM REFUGEES? BUY YOUR ‘PIGGY IN A PINCH!’ PRODUCTS HERE!

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LOOK AHMED A PIG! RUN AWAY!!!

LOOK AHMED A PIG! RUN AWAY!!!

Come on over, Muhammad. Whole lotta rapin’ going on! Here’s a repost to help those selfless multiculturalists in Europastan who are getting raped by their new Muslim neighbors more than a Clinton intern! As usual, AWD has the solution.

We all know how frustrating it can be getting gang raped by Muslim refugees! With our busy schedules, who has the time? Not to mention the cost of replacing ripped clothing and the hassle of washing away the stench! Yes, being raped by a Muslim gang of refugees can just ruin your day! But how do you stop the millions of Muslims in savage rape gangs from raping you?

The Islamic Koran forbids Muslims to have any contact with swine. And it’s not talking about Rosie O’Donnell. Any Muslim who comes into contact with a pig (including Rosie O’Donnell) will not pass Go, will not go to Paradise, and will not receive his 72 fuzzy virgins! But Muslims believe Allah condones the rape any non-Muslim infidel. What’s a civilized Western woman to do?

Angry White Dude Products has the answer! It’s the ‘Piggy In A Pinch’ line of anti-rape product for when you need Muslim gang rape repellant! Because sometimes you just need a little pig to ward off Muslim pigs!

All ‘Piggy In A Pinch’ products are infused with real pig parts grown in the Great Satan to repel even the ‘hardest’ of Muslim rape gangs! To strengthen the Muslim repellant factor to its maximum potential, all ‘Piggy In a Pinch’ products are manufactured by real Jews in Israel! Shalom on that, Muhammad!

Yes, one whiff or touch of any ‘Piggy In A Pinch’ product will make a Muslim rape gang go as limp as Imam Obama’s foreign policy.

Here is our line of ‘Piggy In A Pinch’ products:

  • Pure Piggy Perfume – Only the highest grade pig parts go into this wonderful fragrance that easily rejects savages stalking you. One whiff will make Muslim men have second thoughts about where to put their Sword of Jihad. So never forget to wear this tempting fragrance wherever large groups of savage Muslim men have a fatwa and are sporting a fat one.  Note: Do not wear Pure Piggy Perfume around adult male hogs or getting gang raped by Muslims may be the least of your worries!
MADE WITH AUTHENTIC PIG URI....YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

MADE WITH AUTHENTIC PIG URI….YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • BaconWear© Couture Clothing – You’ll look simply tasty in your Piggy In A Pinch BaconWear©! Except to Syrian and African Muslim refugees looking to gang rape you for a few days! They’ll go back to humping goats and camels once they see you styling and profiling in your sexy, swinish BaconWear©!

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  • Hot Hawg Hair Products – We all know the benefits of using hog goo in our hair. Well, maybe we don’t but we know that nothing will tame the Muslim savage beast out for a raping like our Hot Hawg Hair Products! Our Pork Hair Extensions can save you hours having to wait for the 100th Syrian to finish his business so you can get back to your busy schedule!

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  • Pig In A Pinch Disguises – Let’s say you are in a hurry and don’t have time to put on your super-sexy BaconWear dress for work. And you left your Piggy Perfume at home. Well, don’t fret, you Western infidel! AWD Products is here for you with our Piggy In A Pinch Disguises. We have several ingenious disguise models that will completely protect your identity as a potential Muslim gang rape candidate. Let’s face it. Muslims aren’t that bright anyway (otherwise they wouldn’t be Muslims) so our disguises will easily fool them. Here’s one of our most popular disguises so perfect that Muslim refugees will never know you’re an infidel woman passing by:

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  • Piggy Pumps – These Grade A corn-fed pork pumps will let you sashay past the horniest group of savages in style and grace! Oink!

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  • Sexy Swine Lingerie Line – You know you love the feel of bacon against your skin! Well, maybe not. But bacon feels better against your skin than a Muslim rapist from Somalia with the IQ of a cauliflower. So spice up your lingerie drawer with sexy pork intimates! You’ll look good enough to eat when you throw on this beautifully pig ear satin and bacon bra and panty set. Mmm Mmm good! But not for refugeehadists!

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The world has changed since Imam Obama and politically correct Western leaders allowed the invasion of civilization by unwashed savages from Muslimlandia. Western leaders don’t care that women they are supposed to protect and represent are being groped, raped, and slaughtered by savages from Muslim lands who consider women to be in the same class as animals.

Protect yourself and your family. If you live in a fuzzy little foreign European land where you can’t own guns then buy AWD’s ‘Piggy In A Pinch’ line of Muslim gang rape disguises! It’s ok to be a piggy to escape from Muslim swine!

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