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Troll of the Week: Biffy the Paleo Slayer


Unwarranted Smugness
Congrats, Biff!

Question: What do you get when you cross a libtard with a libertarian?

Answer: A libtard.

Decades ago, Christopher Lasch—historian, moralist, and social critic—saw narcissism as the “signal disorder of contemporary American culture.” I believe the behavior of trolls—and the abundance of them—bears him out.

One of the more conspicuous aspects of narcissism is hubris. And nowhere is hubris more evident than when it’s juxtaposed with sheer idiocy.

I know some arrogant pricks. But they’re smart as hell, and can layeth down an impregnable tapestry of smack like no other. Whether their arrogance reaches the level of hubris or not is debatable, but what’s not debatable is at least they can back that sh*t up.

On the other hand, enter your run-of-the-mill troll…like Biff (or the perennial Brìd). They are clearly full of themselves, convinced they have it all figured out…yet could not form a coherent line of thinking if their lives depended on it.

I caught very little of Biff’s commentary, but what I did read reminded me of one thing: how patient AWD is. If it were up to me, I would’ve dropped the banhammer on this Biff character almost immediately. I mean, you can see the suck coming from a mile away with “contributions” like this:

You can smell the fear of estrogen here
– Biff, Is Feminism the Root of All Evil?, January 27, 2013

Again: run-of-the-mill troll. Says absolutely nothing, but ever so smugly. And, sitting there comfortably in his parents’ basement, thinking so highly of his inane commentary, his stultifying combination of stupidity and conceit blinds him to the fact that he’s being constantly dismantled by anyone with half a wit. And so he’ll keep posting. And posting. And posting. And posting.

Like smog, it serves merely to pollute.

What I always find telling is that, invariably, after being banhammered, these pathetic know-it-alls claim they’re being silenced for daring to express contrarian opinions. Never does it occur to them that they’re simply being taken out with the rest of the trash (i.e., spam).

Why do we filter out spam and not allow it to clog up the commentary? Because it only detracts from meaningful, informed debate or simple, friendly conversation. Why don’t we allow idiotic, obnoxious, arrogant trolls? For the exact same effing reason.

On the other hand, nota bene the healthy divergence of views expressed on this site. It doesn’t mean dissenting views are always peaceably accepted, but it does mean that such views don’t receive the banhammer…so long as they’re intelligent and factual (and, preferably, polite).

(And a little side note to Biff, who no doubt, in his desperate need for perpetual validation, is still reading this blog: Claiming to have voted 3rd party in no way automatically exempts one from being a mindless libtard, just as voting Republican in no way automatically includes one in the conservative cause.)

But no matter. In his mind, he’s awesome. He’s got it all figured out. He’s right, and we’re wrong; he’s smart, and we’re dumb; he’s good looking and we’re…not…attractive.

Such is the way of trolls. Such is the way of libtards. Such is the way of narcissists. Such is the way of Biff.

But I repeat myself, four-fold.




    The femenazis along with the leftists liberals wont be happy until all boys are wearing pink and grow up to be herb gardeners and tree huggers and play the piano or take up ballet becuase their all antiamerican leftist radicals

    • Didn’t watch the superbowl because of all the politically correct crap taking over, even the NFL making Chris Culliver work with a gay/lesbian whatever group so that he becomes more aware of that commmunity and what they are all about. My MEN will never wear pink. I am a woman but I am so sick of the crap my gender has pushed on real men!

      • A bit off topic,Jennifer Hudson,Alicia Keys and Beyonce;3 black women singing at the Super Bowl.Are there no white women who can sing? Now I’m old school,so if this offends,I apologize.

        I do not like all this personal stylizing of music.

  2. Red-
    As you described Biff, a commercial on TV came to mind. A young woman is talking to her neighbor and tells him that nothing can be on the net unless it is true. Then she says she has a date with a French male model that she met via the net. If you haven’t seen it– the picture with your post is a reasonable resemblance..

    Bonjour!!! LOL

  3. The lastest Taco Bell commercial with the modern day eunich carrying the baby in the tote thing is another,,,It don;t make a shit how many girls smile at ya, you’re still a eunich.


    Ravens win super bowl 34 to 31 looks like no celebration for FREAKIETOWN in Mexifornia

  5. Dieter Braun

    Crips=34 Bloods=31The NFL the premier name in sports entertainment!

  6. Someone should start a kick in the ass delivery service for pukes like this guy Biffy..

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  8. Biffy McBifferson

    I have not been here since my ban and just dropped by for a few laughs.I have to admit that I was pleasantly surprised to see an article, devoted to lil’ ol’ me.

    The real reason that AWD wielded his “banhammer” at me was because I had the temerity to get this…call AWD out on his hypocrisy. He is always going on about how “liberals” are uncivil while at the same time, being quite uncivil to those who do not believe in the derped out opinions offered on this site. He is “liberal” in his use of terms that end with “tard” which is a rather damning indictment on his maturity.

    My comment in question was not hostile in any fashion, I merely asked how AWD could indulge in the same behavior that he accuses liberals of. No snark or sarcasm, just an earnest question. Unfortunately, my candor was just too much for AWD’s fragile ego to take, and thus he smote me with his virtual tallywacker. And the fact that he deleted my offending comment speaks volume as it demonstrates that AWD knows precisely what a hypocrite he is..but god forbid if a “libbie” has the gall to point it out.

    AWD also tolerates some of the most violent rhetoric posted by his toadies on the comment section where often violence is suggested as a means to deal with liberals…hmmm, so much for “meaningful, informed debate or simple, friendly conversation.

    In fact, redNYC’s above tome reeks with the same hypocritical BS in which AWD’s name is synonymous. If you had the same standards for some of the manic goobers who post here as you do “libtards”, you would lose most of your commenters. But then again, “preaching to the choir” is what AWD is all about, an incestuous model where AWD, bigtimer and nyc state write their “op/eds” and then circle jerk among themselves about what great writers they are.

    I do lurk this site on occasion..not for validation as rednyc would like to believe, but for sheer entertainment value. This has to be the most “colorful” exhibit of cracked out, ultra right wing dingbats ASSembled on the web today. You guys make Freerepublic look like kumbayah singing hippies who knit hemp doilies in comparison. Perusing the comments often makes one wonder how many of you ended up in photographs on the “People of walmart” website with your buttcracks hanging out.

    I am also amused at your “male bashing commercials” feature. Its heelarious watching all of you get your purdy pink panties in a twist over some dumb commercial. Perhaps these ads makes you feel insecure about your own masculinity and thus you have to act out to somehow mitigate those anxieties.

    The motto pretty much says it all..”In defense of the most ridiculed and unappreciated being on the planet..THE WHITE MALE”. Boy, talk about feeling persecuted and entitled. One gets the impression that you think that just because you by happenstance was born with light colored skin that the rest of humanity should have their noses up your trousers?

    • The last two paragraphs are your undoing. Shaming tactics and pure unadulterated manipulative bullshit, it’s called shoot the messenger. It’s not about how we or anyone else feels, it’s about objective reality. Dismissing misandry as “some dumb commercial” is infantile and burying your head in the sand, it doesn’t bear a passing resemblance to anything like a reasoned argument.
      The last paragraph is a perfect example of cowardly evasiveness. Once again you attack the messenger, not the actual message, based on what we allegedly “feel”. Looking forward to having the same cheap and nasty tactics aimed at me, a tragic yet nonetheless amusing inevitability. Bring it on.

    • lol just browsing through some old pingbacks and found biff’s comment. I knew he couldn’t stay away. Oh those sorry souls out there, so desperate for attention and constant validation.

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