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Troll of the Week: Sequester…Michael T?

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Sequester

It's a comedy.

Been awhile since we’ve had a good, standard-issue, idiotic libtard troll to bash about. But then, when all seemed lost, along comes our moral and intellectual superior, Sequester, to enlighten us benighted, bigoted, neo-Nazi hicks to our oh-so ignorant and racist ways.

Now, Sequester may not be the most prolific troll we’ve had here, and he may not be the dumbest—but that doesn’t say a whole lot. So let’s just take one of the first posts of his (at least the first that I caught) and see what we’re dealing with here…

I have read some of the comments on this blog, and I must say, that this is one of the most racist white supremecist sites on the internet. How hysterical. Pity that you don’t see yourselves for what you really are.

– Sequester, August 11, 2013

Obviously, Sequester had just wrapped up playing my “Liberal Argumentation” game, having spun the spinner a few times.

But, anyway, that’s all rather ho-hum. After AWD puts him (politely) in his place, Sequester responds with this:

Admittedly I don’t spend an inordinate amount of time on the internet, I believe there are more worthwhile endeavors to be engaged in. Yes the stereotypical labels are as you say, ‘boring’ and maybe they don’t fit you personally. That being said, there are those that comment here that may cast a bad light on what you display here. You must take some responsibility for the content of your page, no? I see absolving yourself of that charge as a bit evasive.
As a rule, I don’t read blogs. But I stumbled onto this one a while back, and it is standard fair. I am non partisan as I am in the firm belief that the entire system is grossly flawed, and needs removal. Republicans and Democrats are the same.

Passive-aggressive insinuated insults replete with an air of superiority? Check (“Admittedly I don’t spend an inordinate amount of time on the internet, I believe there are more worthwhile endeavors to be engaged in.”).

Outright lying, along with the kind of sheer idiocy that prevents one from seeing that he’s tipping his own hand to the very lie he’s telling? Check (“As a rule, I don’t read blogs. But I stumbled onto this one a while back, and it is standard fair.”). (To explicate this a bit further, note that he doesn’t read blogs…but yet he can discern that this blog is “standard fair [sic]”.)

Platitudinous eructations spoken as if he’s some demigod bringing fire down from heaven to save us benighted savages? Check (“I am non partisan as I am in the firm belief that the entire system is grossly flawed, and needs removal. Republicans and Democrats are the same.”).

Again, all standard-issue libtard flaws of personality and intellect. Nothing new here. So what might have earned this douchetard the coveted TOTW award? This:

In case you were unaware, those are not Moslems in the video.

I love it when trolls fall for the obvious trollbait. Saves me the time of having to do my “They killed Kenny!” shtick.

And for this, oh wiser- and holier-than-thou Sequester, we salute you.

— UPDATE 2013-08-13 21:52 EDT —
So lo’ and behold, it looks like I’ve been meta-trolled by the one and only Michael T., posing as a libtard troll. Dang it, I thought that “they’re Moslems FYI” thing was a little too good to be true. Well played, Michael T. Well played.

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