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I WOULD VOTE FOR DONALD TRUMP IF HE GROPED MOTHER TERESA!

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UHHH, NO I DON'T THINK SO.

UHHH, NO I DON’T THINK SO.

Since Hillary and her propaganda organ, the Mainstream Media, got so much traction (aka distraction) from Trump talking about liking women and their tingly parts, the flood gates are open with supposed ‘gropee’ victims of Trump since he reached puberty. Hell, it’s rumored Trump’s mother is going to accuse him of sucking on her breast when he was a newborn.

AWD saw a few seconds of a gropee on TV saying that Trump was like an octopus trying to get his hands on her. Let me tell y’all one damn thing. That woman is oooo-ga-leee! With that female basketball coach haircut, my guess is the wildebeest crying grope is a lebanese. And if she’s a lebanese, you better believe she’s connected to Hillary some way. Uhhh, that didn’t sound right. I just threw up in my mouth.

If Trump groped that wildebeest, it was the only groping she’s ever had from a male. Trump would have to have been on a three-week drunk on a deserted island with her to want any of that. No offense to Ms. Wildebeest.

The Propaganda Media is so predictable. After P*ssy-Gate took the focus off of Hillary’s latest scandals/lies/payoffs/lawbreaking/deaths coming from Wikileaks, it was just a matter of time until Trump was turned into Hugh Hefner without a diaper.

None of these accusations can be proven so look for more and more Friends of Hillary to come out against Trump and his overactive man-thang.

Look, what man out there hasn’t groped a female in the past? With this living hell of a chemical called tos-test-o-rene running through our veins, most dudes would have fondled every woman who crossed their paths today! Not AWD, of course. Don’t worry, Mama.

But I have to call major-league BS that Trump was groping a wildebeest back in the day. This guy’s been rich since forever. Famous, too. And a guy with billions, private jets, hotels, casinos, mansions, and everything else money can buy will not have a difficult time attracting world-class attractive women to grope and such. Hell, any guy who has a job and a face that won’t make a train take a dirt road will have a long line of fillies waiting for a good groping. Not AWD, of course. Don’t worry, Mama.

I mean, it’s not like the guy is sticking cigars in 19 year olds in the Oval Office.

Here’s the deal. AWD told a friend the other night that I’d vote for Trump if he groped Mother Teresa. Hell, I’d vote for Trump if he groped my grandmother. I’d kick his ass but that sumbitch would still get my vote. And there’s only one reason for that:

DONALD TRUMP IS NOT HILLARY CLINTON!

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