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SO YOU WANT TO BE AN AMBASSADOR? PAY UP, SUCKA!

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Wikileaks is set to dump a new set of emails hacked from the largest criminal organization in the world, the Democrat Party. This batch of emails will show how the Dims have put every government position up for sale. Want that cushy ambassador job? Well, show Obama the money!

For $3.5 million, you can be ambassador to the United Kingdom! Bad food and Engklishters with bad teeth! But you’re gonna be partying with the Queen, dude! All on American taxpayer expense! Get the old girl drunk and you may set US/UK relations back a century!

Well, AWD doesn’t have $3.5 mill and I guess I ain’t never going to see the Queen in her damn undies. So much for all that white privilege!

Here’s the price list of various government positions:

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What’s interesting is to see the pecking order of ambassadorships with the various countries. While raising $3.5 million for the Dims will get you a sweet job in England or Sweden, you can land in Austria for only $950k! Hell, we all know that those Austrian babes can’t compare to the Swedish Bikini Team, but still, there has to be something interesting to do over in Austria, right? Maybe throw rocks at all those Muslim refugees invading the joint!

But for only a few dollars more, you can be the Ambassador to Trinidad/Tobago. Two for the price of one! And they have some pretty decent beaches, so you have that going for you. Probably some decent dollar margariters, too! And no Muslims, either! Shee-ut, negro! Where’s my Speedo? Look for me on the beach curled up beside a half dozen empty bottles of rum and some nekkid Trinidad/Tobagan babes!

Yes, Obama and the Democrat Party is dealing! No contribution is too little to get a piece of taxpayer money in some cushy government job. Some idiot named Robert Roche spent $1.1 million to be named to the Advisory Committee for Trade Policy. What a gyp! No way that guy is getting laid with a boring ass job like that! He should have held out for Austria! At least he could have gotten some hot beer girls in lederhosen pouring gallons of Pilsner down his throat. Plus, he could have chucked a few bricks at those Muslim refugee rapist bastids!

If you got the money, the Dims have the job for you! No budget is too small. A few million and you’re an ambassador! Donate only a few thousand and you’re cleaning up used cigars in the Clinton Foundation bathroom. A few hundred gets you Hillary Depends Adult Diaper cleanup duty.

It doesn’t matter if you have talent, are a crook, or a scumbag (which is the rule for Dims), if you got the money, Obama and Hillary got the time! And the job for you!

Hey, AWD wants some of this action! I see for a cool $3.5 million, AWD could be the FCC Chairman! I want y’all to reach deep into your pockets and hit AWD’s Tip Jar (you worthless, cheap bastids) and donate all you can! I need to run that damn FCC!

Once AWD is named as Chair of the FCC, I’m going to ban all blogs except AWD. For the children, you understand. Hell, I’ll just ban all other websites on the inter net web, too. Except AWD, of course. For the children, you understand. Yes, I believe I could get used to this government service thing!

But I ain’t cleaning no Hillary’s Depends!

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