Noted slut and Democrat idol Sandra Fluke is selling an hour of her time to the highest bidder. Government provided condoms included. Antibiotics are not. Fluke became infamous for testifying she likes having sex with a lot of people and it is the taxpayer’s responsibility to provide her with an ample supply of birth control. To keep Fluke from procreating, AWD believes paying for hundreds of condoms weekly is a wise investment.

Now, Fluke appears to be moving from slut to whore-lady status. She’s currently selling her time off to the highest bidder. On (, Fluke is selling a one hour “strategy session” to some horny guy too ugly to reel in the biscuit without a handful of cash American. The ad says:

Got a fantastic idea for a campaign (yeah baybah, I got a fantastic idea for a campaign!) but not sure where to start (Oh yeah, I know just where to start!)? Wondering how you can use the tools of activism (yeah, I got a big tool for you right here!) to make your project the most effective it can be? Social justice advocate (noted slut and now whore-lady) Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power (oh yeah…harness the power over here!) of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring (the condoms) her sharp strategic mind (and juicy boo-tay) and national experience (after humping dudes nationwide).
Fluke recently graduated cum laude (I bet she did!) from Georgetown University Law Center as a Public Interest Law Scholar with a Certificate in Refugee and Humanitarian Emergencies. She also possesses huge tracts of land to complete your motorboating experience!

Bidding is up to $270 for a hour with Fluke although nobody really needs more than two minutes. Former President Bill Clinton is currently leading all bidders….in fact, he’s the only bidder…but there’s six days still remaining to bid on a personal “strategy” (is that what they call it these days?) session with Fluke. Fluke is just back from a parking lot engagement with 10 fans in Reno in the back alley behind the Walmart on Highway 7.

What would you bid for a hour to get Fluked?

Open Post Time- Here’s a question for you….how bad do Republicans suck? I say a whole hell of a lot. If you say anything less, well then you’re just dead wrong! Another question….AWD bets Susan Rice will be the next Secretary of State. The wussypants Repubs won’t stand in her way. Why, that would be racist! Think I’m wrong? Wanna fight about it? Here’s another….does anybody else spend more time looking for a good movie to watch on Netflix than actually watching movies on Netflix? 99.99% of the Netflix streaming movies suck el grande uno. Hardly a Chuck Norris to be found! I call BS on that! Or here’s another question for your expert opinion. Who do you think is the most underrated guitar picker in rock? I say Alex Lifeson of Rush or Peter Frampton of Peter Frampton.

AWD was thinking last night I don’t think we’ve ever had a Bob Marley song for Music That Doesn’t Suck. How the hell did that happen? So AWD was thinking, why not play a Bob Marley song? Oh, because that would be racist…that’s why! But, since I’m going to be called racist anyway, I’m going to play my fave Bob song. This is one I always sung to my kids to tell the little monkeys I’ll always be there for them no matter what. This is a beautiful song. And you don’t have to be smoking a big Bob Marley joint to agree!

In high seas or in low seas
I’m gonna be your friend,
I’m gonna be your friend.
In high tide or in low tide,
I’ll be by your side,
I’ll be by your side.

(Note: I will not be by Sandra Fluke’s side….or front or backside either)


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