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YOU VILL TINK AS VEE COMMAND, AND VOT IS MORE…YOU VILL LIKE IT!

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Folks, I’m pulling this classic (cough, cough) out of the trash bin attic for various reasons of sorts. Nostalgia? Not quite. In any case, hate it all over again, Swamp enjoy!
– RedStaterNYC

Originally published August, 2011…


Frau Blocher

Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrretic!

Vot is dis I hear about some insolent fly-over country rabble daring to tink tots that we have specifically forbidden from being tot?! Vot is vrong wit you rrrrrracist teabaggers that you cannot see the visdom of our vays? Do you not understand that vee are your moral and intellectual superiors? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?!

Vell, vee vanted to do this the easy vay, but you leave us no choice.

Herr Gimp! Come hither and show these impudent heretics vot avaits them…

Gimp

Oh, hewoooo!

Vees pleasure, mein fraulein…

So, wedneck wapscallions, you tink you can just tink wottever tots you vish, eh?

Well, so did dis guy! Mwahahahahaha…

James D. Watson—A Modern Galileo

Or how would you like a vittle bit of vot dis guy got?

Oregonian Commissar Betsy Hammond Tries to Get Dissenting Reader Fired from His Job

No? Steel not scared straight? Vell den, how about…dis!

A Defense of Frank Borzellieri

Or dis!

That American Renaissance Conference—And The War Against Whites

Hmm…none of my usual tortures seem to be having much affect. Perhaps you might be villing to conform your tinking to your superiors’ demands once we show you how vee treat da children!!!

Harvard pulls a Larry Summers on ex-crimethinker

Open Letter to Alexandra Wallace

Duke LaCrosse Scandal: Eight Lessons (Dennis Prager On Leftist PC And Moral Blindness Alert)

Memo To AG Holder: Maybe Americans Are “Cowards” About Race For A Reason

Are you ready to submit to our vill yet, natavist simpletons? No?! My veiner schnitzel you are a tick bunch! Perhaps you vont that I call in my friends from Media Matters, hmmmmmmm?

Media Matters Is The Symptom, Not The Disease

Yah, you just keep up the heresy, you hate-filled, bible-thumping rubes! Veel see vare dat gets you, yah!

Mwahahahahahahahaha

Brídgimp—you're doing it wrong!

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