GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! ANGRY WHITE DUDE IS BACK IN BIDNESS!

NOTE: THE PAGE LOOKS LIKE SHIT. AWD WILL GET WITH HIS NEW TECHIES TO GET IT ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT. PLEASE BE PATIENT BUT I’M LIKE A KID WITH A NEW TOY AND WANTED TO GET MY FIRST POST UP EVEN WITH THE SHITTY LOOKING WEBSITE. 

I told y’all that restraining order wouldn’t work! After 8 years of self-imposed silence, Angry White Dude aka Miles Long aka The Big Sexy aka The Trailer Park Shakespeare has returned to the inter web net!

I hoped to be up and running before the election but it’s taken a bit longer than expected. And, to tell the truth, I wasn’t sure it would be too smart to be up and Big Sexying if Kamalalala won/stole the election. The Democrat Party do have a penchant for putting conservatives in jail, don’t she?

I couldn’t begin writing my slop again without mentioning the team that helped us grow AWD into probably the best blog on the inter web net. First, my old friend who I never had the opportunity to meet, Bigtimer. It was she who I met on Newsbusters around 2007 when I first discovered blogs. She was kind to me when I shared my opinions while many were not. For some reason, they didn’t like big, obnoxious, loudmouths telling them they were wrong about everything over there! Biggie encouraged me to create my own blog and AWD was the result.

Biggie babysat the site during the days while AWD was out working (or coming close) to pay taxes for some stupid government experiment . She also brought the famous MisterBill to AWD. MisterBill was the poet laureate of the website and always had some catchy and poignant verse for us. I don’t know what poignant really means but, you know, the Trailer Park Shakespeare thing. Sadly we lost Bigtimer before I stopped writing. She never even let us know she was sick. I miss her to this day and will always love the sweet lady I never had the blessing to meet.

I can’t find the words to explain Redstater. Probably because I never understood nearly anything he wrote! Smart damn educated Yankee sumbitch! In addition to his brilliant (and poignant) writing, Red knows how to do all that computery shit. He taught me so much about how to work this website and I’ll never be able to thank him enough. We met several times in Texas and NYC and have some stories to tell and photos to show! We spent one evening surrounded by commies in Time Square during the Occupy Wall Street movement that I’ll never forget. Red dressed up as Hussein Hopenchange Obama and AWD’s costume was the Angry White Imam. We probably shouldn’t have gotten out alive but weren’t concerned with all them soy boys and blue haired bufforilla fillies with shit in their faces. I haven’t heard from Red as much as I’d like over the years as he is busy being a rich bidnessman but he is certainly invited to join back up with us and stir up a little dust. He is as much a part of AWD as El Grande Sexy his self!

Quartier LeBlanc. Now that is one interesting character who I also had the opportunity to meet a few times that is just an amazing guy. Quartier was our gun editor and that cat knows him some firearms. That’s a lot saying that as a Texan where my widow lady next door keeps a M2 50 cal on her front porch. Quartier, like Redstater, is tremendously intelligent. I won’t go into much more detail as not to give his real identity away to his community. He has some life accomplishments that most of us could only dream of. There’s not too many like Quartier. I’ll leave it at that. I’d love for Quartier to come back to the club.

AWD also was honored by numerous writers who asked or was asked to post on the site over the years. When asked, my only requirement was don’t suck. It was so interesting to hear from dudes and dudettes from all over. I’ve had wonderful opportunities to meet so many of y’all. Our Dude-A-Palooza event was a blast shooting up half of Texas and dining on the best Chicken Fried Steak in the Lone Star State at Mary’s in Strawn, Texas. I’ve been sent patches off military uniforms from Iraq and Afghanistan, a flag in a presentation case that flew over Camp Leatherneck from a Marine Master Sergeant, and a one-of-a-kind custom guitar, the Dude-a-Caster that is shown in the right margin of the page.

I was proud of what we accomplished and hope we can rally the old troops and even find a few more. We even had some world-class trolls pass through. Anyone remember Brid, the Englishter troll? Wherever she is, I hope she’s happy. No I don’t, I hope she’s miserable! lol. No, Brid was hateful in an enjoyable way and I hope we never hear from her again.

And a huge thanks to those who read, commented and contributed in so many ways to make the page the community it is. Hell, AWD was once ranked in the Top 100 conservative websites and those included Fox News and Wall Street Journal! We were bigger than Ann Coulter. But that’s easy because that girl needs to eat her a damn cheeseburger! Or 50.

Oddly enough, I received an email today from a reader saying they checked by and saw AWD is back up again. It’s odd but I get those emails every so often from those encouraging me to pick up the keyboard again and spew my nonsense. It really are those friends and readers who convinced me to start writing again.

I lost my incredible techie guy, the great Charles, to a heart attack a few years ago while he was cutting his grass. The page wouldn’t be in shit condition if he was still here. He was a great friend to me and the page. Charles had just married the love of his life and was so happy when he passed. He had the unique gift of bitching at everything I asked him to change or do on the page but it would always be done within minutes. RIP, my old friend. You were taken much too early.

Please be patient as I get the page cleaned up and new crap posted. It’ might take a few weeks to get there but I’ll try to write daily. There’s too much going on in this world to make fun of and discuss. Dudes and Dudettes, we dodged a nuclear bomb with Trump’s election. The last 4 years have been horrible for America while we were controlled by domestic enemies. I’m glad we can enjoy the First Amendment a while longer. Always figured I’d end up on the hoosegow for running my mouth so its nice to have a few more years.

Also, all you old heads, feel free to write about what you liked, or didn’t (see if I care!), about the AWD community. Or any favorite memories you may have. Please spread the word to your friends and family that AWD is back up and running. Hopefully, it won’t take too long for us to get us some lively discussions on pertinent (and poignant) topics. Thanks to all and welcome back!!

AWD